A Delicious Laughing Sprite

The Beverage of the Joyful

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[circusheart]

Just convince yourself that it's fun to be bad at things

[librarycards]

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

[loth-caatgirl]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[folklorespring]

Amazing

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[hisinfernalvamp666]

Fag the fuck up bro

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[segamascott]

[spiritsthief]

They need an app exactly like sniffies but only for kissing

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[bluehairedspidey]

mgs stands for mullet gay sex

[hungwy]

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

[rneowth]

fuck it why not

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]