smiling too sweetly.

Who are you planning on having sex with tonight, my love? I’ll be sorely disappointed if it’s another version of me.

it’s not someone else it’s something about someone else who would then be you know what why dont i just tell you this in person

Feel free, I'm in the spring. :)

my muted libido just sparked and i dont want to begin explaining what caused it.

sweetheart, darling, dearest matesprit, sugarcube, honeypot, how specific can you get with shapeshifting

Who are you planning on having sex with tonight, my love? I'll be sorely disappointed if it's another version of me.

dualdamned:

my muted libido just sparked and i dont want to begin explaining what caused it.

i have to ask am I the only one that doesn’t find humans all that attractive

and I don’t mean like glamour-human or shapeshifting human I mean full on human smells-like-pork-and-desperation human

Nice catch.

dualdamned:

like I said, sugarcube

Vic voice: Seducing and drowning? Is that all? That’s nothing.

dualdamned:

given my history I believe I am attracted to whichever force in the universe is currently most evil

as in, someone will blow up a small planet and my bulge will say “oh yeah, that one”

#not you savva youre a sugarcube

I seduce and drown people weekly.

#dualdamned #This is mine

i have a bonding ritual with new recruits where i have the others kidnap them and then i pretend I am going to shoot them if they dont admit to the the obscure thing I learned of their past

it is very very interesting the things people say when you’re holding a gun to their heads

my first time was with someone who had enough going on in her crotch for it to look like a man eating flower so it was downhill from her for my sexual experiences

What about your first time with me?

I tripped on a rug five minutes before it happened and to this day I’ve never been more embarassed

You're my mess.

my first time was with someone who had enough going on in her crotch for it to look like a man eating flower so it was downhill from her for my sexual experiences

What about your first time with me?

#dualdamned #This is mine

did my absence make your heart grow fonder?

I saw that Victus was online so I felt I should make a comment that I am alive.

necessaryocthings

describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine

#ooc #hypersexual pansexual frog man shapeshifter finds happiness with a dead alien that isn't dead anymore after sacrificing his first life as a

now i might be old, and decrepit, and missing an eye, and an arm, and sometimes when i get up my spine cracks like machine-gun fire and my hip clicks out of place but

i forgot where i was going with that