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[pre22f1]

[[ been irl bz but hey look at my festive af dog ]]

[bortoukali]

[artistmitchy]

Secret goblin hidey hole

[angelclark]

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

[mountains-and-muses]

And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

[heterophobicleia]

modern mythology is my favourite

witches whose day jobs is treating ill people with “alternative” remedies like crystal healing and herbalism that actually work

incubui and succubi who are models

dryads and other nature spirits who are huge environmental activists

schools designed for supernatural and magical creatures

witch tattoo artists who secretly disguise protective runes into all their tattoos

fair folk who sell potions at market stalls

mermaid marine biologists

normal humans that somehow come across dragon eggs and are trying to hatch it in their basement

elf scholars who run libraries filled with books about magic

werewolves running animal shelters

safety runes graffiti on apartment blocks

MODERN MYTHOLOGY

[sizvideos]

Scientists Are Teaching This Robot To Say “No” Humans - watch the full video

[draqua]

They didn’t .gif the best part!

I trust you…

[stoprobbers]

#this seems like one of those ‘what could possibly go wrong’ scientific endeavours

[picklerocket]

Ohhhh

[aleatoryw]

This is so precious??? Robot encounters a problem, points out the problem, human offers a solution, and robot accepts the solution and carries on. I love it.

[roselupus-deactivated20200702]

@geoclaire

[besspi-remade-blog]

@turing-tested

[sizvideos]

Ghost caught on tape!

[autokrates]

@internmarce

[neutralmuds]

[catsbeaversandducks]

10 Amazing Reindeer Cats Full Of Joy And Christmas Spirit

“I hate you on so many levels right now.”

All photos via Reddit . Please click on each photo for individual credit.

[titenoute]

What crimes did they commit to deserve this punishment?

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[akunohomu]

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

[lemonbraid-deactivated20130415]

[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[ghost-plot]

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

[greatestgoth]

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

[soldieronbarnes]

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

[spankyhole]

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

[succlentwitch]

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

[stellaathena]

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

[magebird-old]

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

[ledamemangociana]

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

[umbrellabonsai-deactivated20180]

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

[muraqiba]

Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniffing me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like “hello” or “good morning” or “cute dog” or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying “thank you”. 

[thegenderfluiddruid]

I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between “my drink!” and “my keys” and ended up screaming “MY KINK.”

[meme-of-lord-deactivated2016102]

I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, and i wanted to say “You have a good day” and “You too” so it came out “You have a good do do”

[steampunktendencies]

^^

[neilthefirst]

I would fight to my death side by side with this pug.

I trust this dog with my life.

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

[lauraisweird]

snow shark

[insecuritees-deactivated2015101]

I keep thinking the nostrils are the eyes and it makes me laugh

[indycat]

[pre22f1]

upon further rememberiing ii thiink ii piicked up my habiit of 2ayiing gro22 from one iingame clanmate who diid iit a lot.