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Show & Tell
KIROKAZE
macklin celebrini has autism
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@opossums-blossoms
forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better
forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.
forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.
I feel so maternal
the thing is that why would you even ask chatgbt things you can google??? 'hey chat whats the tallest animal' not to blow your mind or anything but google has known about giraffes for forever. they even sometimes have articles for you to read its awesome. you dont have to ask your imaginary friend
In first study of its kind, Cambridge researchers found AI toys could misread some children's emotions.
I'm gonna start this off by saying that I have a special interest in folklore/mythology/cytpids and I thought you would be the best person to come to about this...
Do you have a favorite creature from Finnish folklore/mythology? I feel like you do because you give the vibes of someone that loves fucked up little creatures.
Para. A familiar of a witch, that may take the shape of a cat, or a small ball lightning hovering at about ankle height, whose whole job is to sneak into other peoples' barns to steal milk right off the cow, and vomit it into its creator's milk vats. The milk-para isn't the only type, but they evidently only specialise in one thing, but the ones stealing milk or butter were the standard type since that's the most valuable thing most households had. A money-para would've been possible, but having your homestead's wealth in physical legal currency was rare.
Also if you kill it, the owner dies. The main two ways to figure out whose fucking creature that was are to follow it home, or kill it. There was a story of someone slamming the barn's door shut as the para was about to sneak out, squishing it, and the next morning news came in that the neighbour homestead's matron had been found dead, collapsed on her way to milk her own cows.
Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.
“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?
“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?
“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.
Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.
Isn’t it wonderful?
me when im so sweet and beautiful
me when im so sweet and beautiful monday
thanks google
there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏
The cruelty of manhole covers is that by the time you're big and strong enough to lift one all the way off, you've also gotten old and wise enough to know that it's a bad idea to go check out what the sewers look like.
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
it is what it is *throws up blood*
just absolutely CLEARED some apple slices and peanut butter. and i've got big plans to run headfirst into a screen door later #mycharmedlife
I don't go to places where the trees won't go. They have a good taste, they know what they like and I like what they like. If I go somewhere and there's no trees, I'm leaving, because it probably sucks in there. The trees knew this, and that's why they're not there.
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
I hope this e-mail finds you like a kid flipping a random rock to see what kind of cool bugs are on the other side.
affirmations for when you have to send emails
