Shoutout to my buds with mediocre dads. Made a greeting card for us.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Stranger Things

gracie abrams
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
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cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor

titsay

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Shoutout to my buds with mediocre dads. Made a greeting card for us.
build a star trek episode
technobabble
styrofoam set
allegorical space stuff
goofy antics
creatures
the most heartbreaking shit ever televised
blatant homoeroticism
STAR TREK: PICARD 3.08 “Surrender”
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
wlw relationship culture is thinking you’re about to get fucked but having to change gears completely to deal with an emotional crisis
being a captain is just *captains log* *orders hot drink from replicator* *answers hail from humanoid alien with face ridges* *walks down a hallway* *breaks starfleet regulations* *“bridge to engineering”* *sits in ready room* *sighs heavily* *gives advice* *sits down in chair* *“you have one hour”* *captains log*
So I’ve only been dating my girlfriend for about 8 months but yesterday she went down on one knee
... to show me something but YOURE DAMN RIGHT I PICTURED HER PROPOSING AND NOW IVE LOST MY GOd dAmN MiND
watch out @thor
You ever just look at her
And lose your own goddamn mind because she’s so beautiful
I’m feeling extra bisexual today
ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!
You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist
my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
Jokes on her
I’ve been calling her my girlfriend in my head for a week
The World Cup said Gay Rights: Kiss Edition
do post wc-kisses count?
Most definitely!
Missed Pinoe and Sue too…
There’s only winner this world cup, the gays
Sherida Spite with her wife Jolien after the usa-ned match
Adrianne France and her Fiancée after the match.
The USWNT doctors/trainers watching Kelley O’Hara get absolutely smashed after exhibiting clear signs of a concussion:
four stars, baby!!
Do y’all like my new background (sorry Ali, the screen only had so much room and I had to prioritize my tops)