PrtSc

Some screenshots of TV shows or Movies.

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“Well, you can’t criticize something you haven’t seen.” “I’m sorry, are you familiar with the Internet?”

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“Looks very… fully-functioning.”

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“I don’t know if you can’t see what’s going on, or if you just don’t want to…”

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“Someday” sounds a lot like the thing people say when they actually mean “never.”

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“I just tried to go down the stairs eight steps at a time”

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“I do not get why anyone would use spaces over tabs. I mean, why not just use Vim over Emacs?”

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“The only way to really blow the hard drives clean, is to take a drill and punch a hole through it.”

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“But instead of that, you bought a chain?”

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"Everybody wants me to be a leader till I make a decision they don't like."

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“Guests were asked to check whether they wanted steak or fish, but instead, a whole bunch of you wrote in Paul Ryan. That’s not an option, people. Steak or fish. You may not like steak or fish -- but that’s your choice.”

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So next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him, “That may be a good thing, because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.”

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Fortunately, one of the basic rules of the universe, is that nothing’s perfect. Perfection simply doesn’t exist.

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Well, I take that as a compliment.

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Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

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It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you’ll drown.

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I wanted to say a few words, but... I don’t have any.

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- Her skin’s too hot, her heart’s beating fast, is she sick?

- Worse. She’s in love.