For OOC silly shenanigans/tags, please tag my new OOC blog, @optimus-conjunx. This blog is now an archive (I have no plans to get rid of it, fear my madness---)
Apologies, I've been reading a lot of pony horror stories in the last forty-eight hours. XD
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Tagging: You saw this, wanna do it? Have fun and go wild!
And, some of my more--- irate coding notes (specifically from yesterday when I realized I had a whole other language of coding I'd have to learn before I reached the finish line).
Yes, I use stickers in all my notes. Currently working through all the Gravity Falls stickers I got--- two years ago? Three? XD
Someone please help one of my double-up RP partners on Discord is encouraging the wayward thought of letting Solar be kinda-adopted by a cybercat and thusly having a cybercat that they ride into battles like an absolute maniac-
forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
Optimus Prime x Reader Headcanons (Non-Gender Specific)
You wouldn't expect it, but he quite likes Halloween, in fact he likes everything to do with it. The season of Autumn, the activities such as pranking, trick or treating, and dressing up, long fall walks through the forest to truly admire mother nature's beauty.. really he just loves fall and all the seasons and festivities on Earth. They never really had events such as Halloween or Christmas on Cybertron, so this is all a new experience for him. And when you're the leader of a faction trying to save the universe from extinction and rarely get any affection other than your little human friend give you attention, you'd like all the festivities too.. Especially if it gives you the excuse to seek out said human extra.
He jumps at the opportunity to surprise you and make you laugh by putting on make shift vampire teeth and jumping out of a corners and saying "boo", it's one of his favorite pranks. Most everyone dismisses him and chuckles at his effort, but he's gotten you good a few times. Listen, it's hard to hide when you're massive. And every time he manages to actually scare you he demands payment.. in the form of a kiss on the cheek, then he goes about his day like nothing happened. What a baby.
He loves pumpkin spice coffee, he's tried a few other beverages and foods you've made too (of course he spits it out into a sink after), but pumpkin spice coffee is his favorite out of all of them and he always requests a sip if you have any around. (He has to know what you're eating tastes good, only the best for you.) It's quite cute, his eyes get so bright and joyous and his audial fins bounce slightly as he drinks it.. you've never turned him down, you always give him a sip, you don't have the heart to.
His one thing he really really wants to do during the season of fall is lay on a hill with you, admiring the cloud's new formations as cold winds take over the warm air. You two ended up doing just that and you both loved it and did it a few more times after, at least 3 or 4. You both just laid there, watching the sky and the leaves whisp by on the wind currents, one even fell on Optimus' nose, which he swiftly moved then glanced over at you since you giggled. It was a very good day indeed.
He tried to prank other bots.. mostly Ironhide and Kup, but they seen right through his shit. You think he kind of views them as father figures and that's why he's targeting them.. they did help train him, after all. Mostly Ironhide, but still Kup some later on. He even tried to put a fake eyeball in Kup's drink, he just chuckled and chunked the colored ping pong ball over at Optimus peering around the corner.. it just bounced off his forehead and he sadly walked away and sulked in his office because he hasn't pranked them successfully a single time, you had to comfort him.. kisses sufficed.
Eventually, he did get Ironhide a bit. He put a giant toy spider in his drink while his head was turned and he did jump a bit before, you assume, swearing in cybertronian and chunking it at the cackling Optimus across the cafeteria. He was very proud of himself, you're pretty sure that's one of his crowning achievements in life.
He did go to the Halloween party, he's the one that set it up. During some of his spare time (thank God he's a wizard at managing it) during late September and all of October, he researched heavily into Halloween and the many fun corresponding celebration tactics and smashed a lot of them into one giant party.. He left out the ones he felt were "lame", never thought you'd hear him say that word, did you?
He bothered to make all the games cybertronian and human friendly so no one felt left out.
He partakes in all the many merriments, every snack, drink, meal (Yes, including the human ones, which he only takes bites of then spits them out, he wants to experience them too and make sure you'll enjoy them and if he thinks you'll like it, he'll hand the rest to you.), games, and every hang sesh there. He checks on all guests to make sure they're having fun (they are), and then once the party is over, around 1 AM for most but for the old timers about 2 AM, he flops onto his berth with you right against him and is absolutely laid out.
He slept soundly through the whole night and 85% of the next day, he didn't even wake until 6 PM. He was flabbergasted.
Can I request headcannons for transformers x gn human reader who said they could hold their whole world in their hands then gently cupping their face?
☆ The World In Your Palm — Transformers x GN Human Reader ☆
Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed
A/N: Features Optimus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Starscream, Soundwave, and Megatron
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Optimus
ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Can you now? That's quite the goal"
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He thinks it's another cute little human idea initially. A bit of a naive one maybe, but most earth ideas for "shooting for the stars" always confused him a bit. He also sort of sums it up to a hyperbole and doesn't ask much more about it
ᯓᡣ𐭩 Until you offer to show him. That gets his attention. Humans are capable of incredible feats, yes, but how were you planning to prove such a thing? Much more visibly confused, he leans down like you ask him to
ᯓᡣ𐭩 As soon as your palms cup his cheekplates, he's even more bewildered. After thinking about it for a second, he chuckles, leaning into your touch as he uses a large hand to pull you a little closer. "That's very clever" he says with a smile "looks like I can hold the world in my hand too"
Ratchet
ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Uh..huh. Good luck with that"
ᯓᡣ𐭩 Completely doesn't understand the setup. The whole world?? This one? The giant ball in space holding billions of people? What's that supposed to mean? He assumes you're trying to bait him into a joke or something
ᯓᡣ𐭩 Then you ask him to lean down, and he's even more lost. If this is some sort of practical joke you'd learned from others, he wasn't excited for the outcome. But because it's you, he trusts it, bringing his face close enough for you to reach
ᯓᡣ𐭩 When your hands cup his face, he's even more lost. He runs the situation over again in his heads a few times before it actually lands. He acts exasperated to cover up how flustered he is, lightly patting your head. "You humans, I swear... cute trick, kid"
Bumblebee
ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Oh yeah? Go ahead, try, I wanna see it"
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He's amused at the idea. He knows you're likely not being literal, but he wants to see where it goes. He's had a lot of fun learning human jokes so far, what's one more to the list?
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He leans down as soon as you asked, excited to see the expected punchline. He can't exactly see where it's going yet, but knowing you he hopes for the best and waits expectantly
ᯓᡣ𐭩 When your hands land on his face, he has to take a second to get it. There's a bit of a 'is that... it?' moment where he's still waiting for the joke. Then it clicks all at once, and he gains a very obvious blush on his face. He cups his hands around your head, grinning widely "Well I can hold my whole world in just one hand! Beat that"
Starscream
ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Ha! That bold, are you? Is there no end to your feeble little plans?"
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He sounds a little mean about it, but it's just his usual teasing. Sort of in a 'that's nice honey' kind of way. He of course argues that if anyone is fit to carry the world, it would be him, obviously
ᯓᡣ𐭩 It takes some convincing to get him to kneel down. He pretends like he's oh so busy and has so many important things to do, but inevitably gives in and indulges your whims
ᯓᡣ𐭩 The second your hands reach his face, he gets it immediately. He stammered a bit, chuckling as he tried to brush it off. He didn't want it to be so obvious that something so small could fluster him, but he couldn't help it around you. "Ahem- well- you're very brave for being so forward! But I suppose I can allow you to hold on for a moment longer"
Soundwave
ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Improbable. The world is too big for human hands"
ᯓᡣ𐭩 Takes your words at direct face value. He's trying to be honest and let you down easy. He's got no idea how you somehow convinced yourself you were strong enough to pull that off, but he feels like he has to bring you back to reality
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He's only confused when you ask him to come closer. What does this have to do with your claim? He leans down of course, but he doesn't understand what's happening
ᯓᡣ𐭩 When your hands hold his face, he just pauses. He's about to correct you, but before the words can fully leave his mouth, he realizes what you're trying to say. He sighs from his vents as he holds onto your wrists. "I see. I.. can hold the world in mine, too"
Megatron
ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Aiming big, aren't we? Your time will come"
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He indulges your comment. He's promised you the world, everything his servos can carry. Of course it'll all be yours someday, he'll make sure of it
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He leans down at your request, though he of course asks what you're planning. He can tell by your little grin whenever you've got something brewing in your head, but he allows it for the sake of it
ᯓᡣ𐭩 He catches on the second you hold his face, and he chuckles in amusement. "Ah, that's what you meant" he said, leaning into the embrace "clever... for a human" he teases lightly
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