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mmmmmm robot boobs guhhhhh

okay don't get me wrong I love TFP Optimus's slutty little waist as much as the next guy but

hear me out PLEASE

yknow that frame upgrade he got in season 3? where he's BEYOND massive now? what if, and hear me out, he gets a gut bc of it

I need dad bod Optimus in the most feral carnal way I possibly could need anything

ghhhhh TFP Optimus Prime on the mind

Need to give him sloppy head til he's groaning and thanking me

I need soft dom Optimus so bad. I love bottom/sub TFP Optimus but PLEASE let him softly dom someone (me me I'm talking about me)

*holds up microphone*

“Hello there sir, do you have anything to say about the slutty waisted man we call Optimus Prime?”

whore.

Optimus is actually such a cutie patootie fr

“Optimus would treat you right” okay but do I want him to? Have you considered I might just want to be treated like an object?? I need him full stop.

Do you think my mum would accept a very old alien robot from another planet whose entirely fictional as a reasonable birthday present cause i do

Oh so you like Optimus Prime? How’s those daddy issues coming along? Got any milk yet?

Whoever decided to give the bayverse optimus prime a slutty little man waist and massive tits?? I have words to say

yeah

ass up face down optimus fucking me from behind

Optimus prime could be both my daddy or my dad. Get you a man (bot?) who can do both

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