In a WWE au, what is Two's special move, what song does he walk in to, and what types of matches does he excel at?
oh you poked at my special autism okay. you will regret this
anyway i think he'd have something like Shawn Michaels' sweet chin music. that is a superkick or otherwise sucker punch (it's definitely still a kick one way or another) that comes absolutely out of nowhere and levels the other guy on the mat. everyone hates it. i think he wouldn't be a popular heel just because he's such a nerdy little know it all that ultimately he'd end up waffling back and forth between face and heel as the season demanded (or as the crowd got sick of one or the other.)
actually i think he'd have some kind of a standing kangaroo kick instead. a quick backflip or frontflip to close space followed by a standing leap and forward kick into his opponent's chest to knock them down and into a leg lock of some kind is probably what i definitely see pulling numbers. hes specialized at blindfold matches because being a mildly precognitive superintelligence means he can fight completely blind without issue. probably some kind of a zatuuchi vibe going on. two the blind wrestler. i think he'd have a unique kind of battle royale where they blindfold him and the other three simultaneously realize they need to jump the blind guy who can still dropkick them all into the mat first before making progress.
anyway he walks out to Supermassive Black Hole by Muse and it fucking rules
