no

ageless. f. no longer occupying a physical form

[les-b-ian]

i praise the lord that mike myers’ cat in the hat came before tumblr. imagine the

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

the cat in the hat fucking killed them for trying to write this post

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

whenever someone’s like “omg remember camp rock?? that shit was my childhood!!” i’m just like bitch... i was already suckin dick when that shit came out how fucking old am i

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

tfw u reach into the pringles can and then ur like “next time i will not be able to get anymore pringles” but then next time by the grace of god u are able to get 3 more but ur like “next time i will definitely not be able to get anymore pringles” but then u STILL get 3 more and u just keep provin that ur stronger than that

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

*tells someone about debilitating mental health issue*

"yeah i think everyone gets that tbh"

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

tfw you can tell someone's starting to like u less

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN KISS

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i hate when u get hella excited for a Thing and you wanna tell your friend about the Thing so bad and then you do and they're like

"oh thats nice"

no you asshole get pumped get fuckin EXCITED CAN'T YOU SEE HOW EXCITED I AM?!?!?!?!?!?

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i always thought those posts that were like 'ooh crushes fucking suck' were so sad like nah man you have a crush that's sweet live it up enjoy the crush

but then the moment i got one i was like oh HELL no

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i wonder what mental illness the media will use as a scapegoat for the white male shooter this time.

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

oh yes... another photoset of cute tights... look they're only 4 bucks a pair................. too bad i'm not a five foot tall size 2 asian girl...........................................................................................................................................

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

my blog is so good my blog is so FUCKIGN GODO IT'S AMAI NGZ I HAVE ATO HE BEST HLBOG IT'S FUCKING INCREDIBLE EVIYERTHING I DO IS AMAZING IT'S JOFfoh fguck i'm so sorry i'm awful goodbye

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i want to have sex with a penis but i don’t want there to be a person attached to the penis.

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

dildo. i'm thinking of a dildo.

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i want to have sex with a penis but i don't want there to be a person attached to the penis.

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i think the real question is why aren't pj pants fuzzy on the INSIDE

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

whenever i see female nudity i'm like YEAAAAAHA YEAH HMU YEAH YEAH THERE IT IS WOW WOW and then i see male nudity and i'm like yeah can u please tag ur nsfw that's gross nobody wants to see that.

i'm a straight female.

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

i kinda wanna get up and pee but i also kinda wanna keep looking at pretty girls on the internet you feel me

[oralcontraceptivepillsmith]

if you're sick of people posting superwholock hate and then responding to their own posts with screenshots of anon hate they sent themselves say hollaaaaaaaaa