Illusion

For those times when you have nothing better to do, than to sit on your computer and read what strangers write.

[vapunzel]

i feel like everyone has that one dead meme they’re still attached to tbh like that /one/ meme everyone else is over and nobody finds that funny anymore but you haven’t let go of

[vapunzel]

guys reblog and tag your favorite dead meme

[steel-legion-lux]

mad influx of complete strangers with 1 or 2 mutual friends adding me on facebook lately, like pls be gone i do not know you

[oralom]

It’s because you’re beautiful. You should add them, and then make them send you things off of your wishlist, but never give anything in return. Dangle a carrot on a stick.

[steel-legion-lux]

But I would feel mean

[oralom]

If you got it, work it. That’s what my Grandma always said. 

On a series note, I don’t know why people do this, but Muffin’s hot friend added me and she’s amazing. Whenever I’m sad, she always has one of those top quality memes or puns ready. It makes life just a little bit more interesting and that’s what keeps me going.

[steel-legion-lux]

why isnt the pural of hoof “heef”

[oralom]

Why isn’t the pural of moose, meese?

[steel-legion-lux]

are you telling me it isnt?

[oralom]

Sadly, it’s not. It ruined my entire outlook on life when I found out about this. My grades in school just went down the drained. Bearly passed. Just didn’t care anymore, now that I knew.

[steel-legion-lux]

mad influx of complete strangers with 1 or 2 mutual friends adding me on facebook lately, like pls be gone i do not know you

[oralom]

It’s because you’re beautiful. You should add them, and then make them send you things off of your wishlist, but never give anything in return. Dangle a carrot on a stick.

[steel-legion-lux]

why isnt the pural of hoof “heef”

[oralom]

Why isn’t the pural of moose, meese?

[mekarauroco-deactivated20181205]

[oralom]

Dragonball Super looks amazing.

[doubleddenden]

Is there a dnd class/build that focuses a bit on stealth but also has high speed and attack? I think I’m going to make a character sheet at some point and I want a thievish guy that can use a lightning sword too

[oralom]

Race: Stormsoul Genasi Class: Rouge - Double Dagger Build Skills: Lightning Lure + Cloud of Daggers (8d4+1d8 each turn by level 3)

[campadog]

Source

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[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[oralom]

http://www.snopes.com/trump-photoshopped-hands/

[doubleddenden]

Can anyone tell me where I can find the adventure zone ost?

[oralom]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbn62Ps7K73CirJ_iE5bSBMD810rHIBJ4

[teal-deer]

what was your first impression of me VS your current impression of me

[oralom]

First Impression:

Current Impression:

[athottieworld]

[oralom]

When you have to work at 4PM, but you have to fight Naruto at 5PM.

[doubleddenden]

Is Fire Emblem Heroes worth getting? Honest pros and cons please

[oralom]

Pro: Good game. Con: No sleep.

[aceofsquiddles]

Me: *continues to call Obama ‘President Obama’ for the next four years*

[ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass-de]

I’m calling him President Obama until the day he dies and into the damned after life to make up for all the disrespect those racists hurled at him. Be dead, in heaven like, “’s'cuse me Jesus, but I need to speak to President Obama.”

[oralom]

Do you guys not know that you have to continue calling him President? The title is for life. Everyone who was ever Presient continues to be called “President”. The job position is a life-long position. They just can’t be the acting President after serving 2 terms. This is also why they recieve their paycheck for the remaning amount of years they’re alive and also why they have access to secret service and a private airline. 

[retrogamingblog]

Adventure Time creators working on Castlevania Animated Series

Last year, producer Adi Shankar stated that he planned on working with Frederator Studios, the team behind Adventure Time, on a “Super Violent” adaptation of the classic gaming franchise Castlevania.

Recently, while on the Nick Animation Podcast, Frederator Studios founder Fred Seibert spoke about this project without mentioning the Castlevania name specifically. He did however say that his current project is based on “one of the most world-famous video games of the last 30 years”. Seibert may not be able to discuss specifics until the official reveal, but Frederator Studios has reportedly held the animation rights to a Castlevania series for over a decade.

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[oralom]

same

[tijuanabiblestudies]

domino’s is offering 50% off all pizzas ordered online up until december 4th jsyk

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

This is legit FEED YOUR FAM PASS IT ON <3

[oralom]

The problem with this (for me), is that in Japan, a Domino’s pizza is $35 - $50. Even at 50% off, it’s still pretty expensive. 

[james-m-k]

If you ever think a video game you’re playing is facetious, instead consider EarthBound:

About three quarters through the game, the player finds a weapon called the Casey Bat. It is the strongest weapon in the game by a large margin, so naturally the player will equip it to Ness instantly. What isn’t indicated, though, is that it has a 75% miss rate. Players are often bewildered by the fact that at a certain point in the game, Ness suddenly becomes incapable of hitting anything.

The player is at one point given the option to buy an egg. The egg does nothing. But it will randomly hatch into a chick without notifying the player. While a chick is in the player’s inventory, a beeping sound will play constantly. There is no indication of why this is happening.

A boss called the Clumsy Robot has a move where it eats a bolonge sandwich. The text prompt will say that it recovers an enormous, demoralising amount of HP from doing this. It actually does nothing. The text prompt is lying.

At one point the player is given the option to buy a machine from an inventor. They are told they need the machine to progress in the game. It is incredibly expensive. The machine isn’t needed for anything at all, and it breaks when you use it.

To get into one of the villains’ lair, you have to know the secret password. The secret password is five minutes of silence. You have to stand in front of the door into the lair for five minutes without doing anything, then you will be allowed in.

Fuck your noise. EarthBound went hard.

[oralom]

Though the Casey Bat has a 75% miss chance, the accuracy of the main character increases as more members of the party are knocked out. The chances of getting a critical also increase. While equiped you also have a higher chance of getting “instant wins”, so it’s not really useless. The “beeping” is chirping. If you walk around with it, it will eventually turn into an adult chicken. You can make a lot of money by buying fresh eggs, walking for about 3 minutes, and then selling the adult chickens for $100 more than what you bough the egg for.

The Clumsy Robot boss battle is one of the best. You can only beat it, by having a famous band (The Runaway Five) burst into the room and flipping the off switch, which is located on its back.

The “useless” machine that is never used, can be used twice. The first time it’ll play a song and then break. The second time, it can be turned into either a weapon or a battle item (I forget which) if  both Jeff’s IQ and Level is high enough. 

The password is actually only 3 minutes of silence. 

There’s also a magical photogapher that drops from the sky at random locations and tells you to say “fuzzy pickles”.

You can buy a house for a ridiculous amount of money, only to learn that it’s missing the back wall and the place is completely trashed. 

An alien bumble bee from the future is the strongest party member you’ll ever get.

You can become homesick if you don’t call or visit your mother, which is an actual debuff in battle. 

I could go on, but I think I’ve hijacked his post long enough.