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I suppose this is karma, innit

come back! i can be likable i promise. i can be tepid and entertaining and funny and woundlike i will fit in your palm and you can hold my against your heart and i will sing perfectly and sure it will hurt .

no please love me, everyone in the room has to love me i have to be pink and soft and delightful, terribly edible. it is how i photosynthesize, yes, i drown on land otherwise; i can be so graceful and giving and bittersweet. please, i don't know how to exist gently, you need to pick me up by my spine and when i breathe it needs to be lovely. i can be lovely!

magic. i am going to be magic for you. i will pour out of an empty space and into your throat! my dad talked once about his friend's dead wife - that's what he said, my friend's dead wife - and how the whole town turned up at her funeral and said she was such a good dead wife and how the church filled up with his friends and his family, all there for the still-living widowed groom. i can be like that! i can be in a box with no name! come back, please.

please, i'll be so good and loveable and wonderful. it will be like i am not even in the room.

orangebiird

I really miss my (ex) husband and I really wish he was here right now

orangebiird

why marry someone just to cheat on them

I told him if he ever had the urge, to just leave me. I tell all my partners that. don't put me through it. and he agreed. he knew. actively.

and yet.

I really miss my (ex) husband and I really wish he was here right now

orangebiird

sup bitches I'm back my husband cheated on me and now I'm getting a divorce what's good

libraford

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

librarychair

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.