Bucky Barnes's Fuckass Wig

1991. they•them. It’s only forever; It’s not long at all. https://linktr.ee/lizzardmiller

[wooloofluff]

cardcaptor sakura (1998-2000) ✿

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[spirit-whump]

I love when The Character has a breakdown. Are they gonna go catatonic? Start crying hysterically and can't stop? Get so mad they could blow up a mountain? No matter what it's always fantastic.

[spirit-whump]

I also love when said breakdown is a complete contrast to the face The Character puts on for the public.

[pastacrylic]

instead of saying self deprecating, suicidal jokes, try saying "im going to milk myself" like my autocorrect suggested

[pastacrylic]

really everyone. THIS is going to hit 20k. ok then

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

It doesn't matter if that fic has been in your drafts for years and is now self-indulgent to the point of parody. If Steven Moffatt is allowed to do it professionally, you are allowed to do it for fun.

[magnetic99]

hearing “use your words, baby” when he knows damn well you can’t even think straight 😵‍💫

[cryotrash]

Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid

"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years

[rhysintherain]

Fun and easy ways to temporarily make your smart characters stupid:

Sleep deprivation

Drugs

Pretty girl

Pretty not girl

Hungry

Stressed out

Got bored and stopped listening

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[vv-itchy]

[welcomingdeath]

night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[analog-delight]

trans women and cis women are the same gender, btw.

[analog-delight]

and the same sex, btw

[thrashbeatles]

CHIMERA! aka my meat the artist, 2026

[sapphling]

can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit