Only here for the credits

I never even wanted to intern here. {rp blog for Intern Maureen from wtnv}

[orangefreezone]

Once you’ve been tagged list 5 things you and your muse have in common and 5 things you don’t. Then pass this along to some other people. 

Tagged by: deadnvcrintern

5 Similarities between Mun and Muse?

Similar hairstyles; color and texture wise

Really, really sassy

Question orders before following them

Don't like work much tbh

Not the biggest people person(s)

5 Differences between Mun and Muse?

Maureen has a job (i mean, if interning counts) 

I, obviously, have never blinked out of existence

Maureen is more confident than me

Maureen is more mean than I am

Maureen has a better attention span and remembers more than I do

I’m not tagging people because I'm lazy whoops

[uwuzard]

I don’t know, I did art. I can’t shade worth shit but

Take it, love it, i dunno. i might post a version without shading because the shading makes me unhappy.

[awitheredblossom]

*Thank you Maureen. So so much. While she appreciates the fact that others care about her, she doesn’t always want to talk about how she’s feeling…mainly to keep them from worrying, but also because she likes keeping things like this to herself.*

Oh?

*For a second, she’s confused, then, the memories come back and she nearly shudders..thank God that’s over and done with*

Ah…yes it…thankfully…

[orangefreezone]

[She just laughs a little]

I liked it. It was pretty cool. Don't usually see sentient hair. I mean, not that I'd wish it on anyone, but-- [she shrugs nd tilts her head a little]

[awitheredblossom]

*For which she’s grateful, both to the fact that she isn’t going to pry and that she isn’t even going to ask to begin with…she’s had to try to reassure others she was all right for the past few days now and doesn’t think she can manage to do it any more*

I…yes…I think so? 

[orangefreezone]

[Well, Maureen would hardly call them friends, so she's not going to force her way into Molly's personal life. As long as Molly doesn't bring it up, neither will she. Everyone's got secrets after all.]

Alright, good. I see your hair stopped with the-- [trails off and gestures around her head]

[awitheredblossom]

*Which is good, because she’ll just look ill to her then, nothing to be too concerned about…unless she asks. Because if she asks and Molly actually admits that she’s not feeling well and Maureen doesn’t believe her because she’s not telling the whole truth, oh God she doesn’t even want to think about it*

I…it..it would seem so…

*Good…good..she’s not too irritated*

[orangefreezone]

[Well, she does look kind of sick. Maureen doesn't really want to pry though, so she's probably not going to ask at all. Though, if she did, she probably wouldn't even bat an eyelash at the fact that Molly is basically immortal. There's weirder in the town.]

Well, at least I don't have to warn you about the dangers this time? You do remember them right?

[awitheredblossom]

*Well, it’s not any more thankfully. But she is kind of sort of on the verge of dying/fading away. She’s a bit better though, in comparison to how she was the other day. Please excuse how weary she looks*

*She thought she wouldn’t see this place again either, really, so she has no clue why she’s back. Or how she got there again*

Ah…yes..

*Is just going to try to give a smile, okay*

[orangefreezone]

[Okay, well the not floating hair thing is obvious, but Maureen doesn't know about the fading away thing because, even though she lives in Night Vale, she is just a normal human.]

[Well, she's here, so Maureen may as well be half friendly.]

Y'know, for someone who doesn't mean to end up here, you end up here a lot.

[And she gets a tiny smile]

[awitheredblossom]

*How and why did she end up in this place again…and why now—*

*Oh it’s that one girl from before..?? Just…waves?? She guesses?*

[orangefreezone]

[She just. Squints. It's that girl who's hair was floating and junk.]

[Why's she back, Maureen thought she got rid of her]

You're back.

[orangefreezone]

[chin hands]

[proserpiiina-archive]

I know. But. We’re brought back to mortality rates.

[orangefreezone]

It always seems to head back to mortality rates. Damn, I'm sorry.

[professorattractive-blog]

…That’s really something else. *Shakes head though, right, back on topic.* Indeed it does mean just that.

[orangefreezone]

It whispers at you sometimes. [She smiles just a little bit for just a second before tilting her head] Well, I think the whole town might fall under some form of mutant then. I mean, there's something different about all of us here.

[proserpiiina-archive]

I have no idea. 

I don’t know why I signed up for it, to be honest. 

[orangefreezone]

I didn’t even want this internship, to be honest.

Just needed the credits.

[proserpiiina-archive]

I wanted to go to art school? But that’s not happening.

[orangefreezone]

That's too bad, you probably would have been good.

[orangefreezone]

+thatguyatralphs

[Unimpressed look in his general direction]

[thatguyatralphs-blog]

[Apathetic shrug in her general direction]

[orangefreezone]

[Raises an eyebrow and shakes her head] What do you want?

[proserpiiina-archive]

I have no idea. 

I don’t know why I signed up for it, to be honest. 

[orangefreezone]

I didn't even want this internship, to be honest.

Just needed the credits.

[professorattractive-blog]

—that sounds magical, honestly… The most scientifically interesting? In all of the United States? My goodness……. Er- anyway.. Looking for mutants. Students, really.

[orangefreezone]

Not magical, just truthful. And yes, in all of the United States. i mean, we have a forest that came from nowhere and it sometimes absorbs people. Don't-- don't go into the forest. Or the dog park. [blinks a few times] Mutants? Does that mean you're a mutant?

[orangefreezone]

i am gonna go to sleep so imma respond to things in the morning. or afternoon. or whenever

[professorattractive-blog]

How about professor x, how’s that sound? *a wry smile crosses his face.* well, I was brought here with the expectation of meeting someone who could be a future student, but now I see… Well, this town is really just something else.

[orangefreezone]

Sounds better than Mister Telepath. [snorts and shrugs] Well, Night Vale is-- and I quote-- "the most scientifically interesting community in the United States." What kind of thing are you looking for anyway?

[proserpiiina-archive]

What’s the deal with internships anyway?

[orangefreezone]

What I wanna know is how they keep getting people to sign up for them.