Charlie delta?

Hi!!! Im Alpha Bravo!!! :D (cw alpha bravo shitpost/rp blog by @thatonepinkdress900 )

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

You can only enter the vents if you’re gay. No straights allowed.

[orangehelimech-blog]

i wanna come in but my rotors are too big :'(

[itssireslagginunicron]

@orangehelimech

The front of the bank is guarded by two guards; an older mech with a large gun attachment on his shoulder, and a young flight frame. The flight frame is talking to the older mech, who looks annoyed. Behind them is a portal opener through the invisible force field surrounding the bank. Attachments on both of their arms match the paint of the portal opener while mismatching their own.

[orangehelimech-blog]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I SAW UNICRON!!! AND!!! HE TOLD ME!!!

[itssireslagginunicron]

The old mech put a hand on Alpha Bravo’s shoulder. “Son, Unicron doesn’t exist.”

[orangehelimech-blog]

b-but he does… he told me! *pulls away and runs for the front doors*

[itssireslagginunicron]

The flight frame is quick to respond, darting forward and catching one of Alpha Bravo’s wrists in stasis cuffs, and tries to reach his other hand with the arm on which he has the key.

[orangehelimech-blog]

NO *KICKS THE FLIGHT FRAME*

[itssireslagginunicron]

The flight frame trips. He has cuffed his own wrist. The cuff presses down on the button, opening the gate.

[orangehelimech-blog]

***RUNS FOR IT***

[rewindsreceipts]

Been a while since I told y'all a historical fun fact so here’s one

The DJD eat ass

[orangehelimech-blog]

I Don’t Want My Ass Eaten By The DJD

[rewindsreceipts]

Don’t ask them to then

[orangehelimech-blog]

They Took My Husband

[rewindsreceipts]

Why would they eat your ass then

[orangehelimech-blog]

Shut Your Face

[rewindsreceipts]

Been a while since I told y'all a historical fun fact so here’s one

The DJD eat ass

[orangehelimech-blog]

I Don’t Want My Ass Eaten By The DJD

[rewindsreceipts]

Don’t ask them to then

[orangehelimech-blog]

They Took My Husband

[rewindsreceipts]

Been a while since I told y'all a historical fun fact so here’s one

The DJD eat ass

[orangehelimech-blog]

I Don't Want My Ass Eaten By The DJD

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Are you crying in there??? -orangehelimech

“Since when did you care if I’m crying or not?” He’s definitely crying. There’s no denying it. One could tell by the sound of his voice.

[orangehelimech-blog]

Uh… Silverbolt told me to check on you… You’ve been in there for a long time!

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“If he wanted ta know if I’m alright, he could do it himself.” The Aerial scrubbed at his faceplate, though coolant kept falling.

[orangehelimech-blog]

C'mon, Sling, please.

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Part of Slingshot’s faceplate peered out of the door. “Go away.”

[orangehelimech-blog]

*opens the door more* Slingshot…

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“What?”

[orangehelimech-blog]

What’s wrong? Just tell me.

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“It’s nothing.” No, it’s something alright.

[orangehelimech-blog]

You're lying.

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Are you crying in there??? -orangehelimech

“Since when did you care if I’m crying or not?” He’s definitely crying. There’s no denying it. One could tell by the sound of his voice.

[orangehelimech-blog]

Uh… Silverbolt told me to check on you… You’ve been in there for a long time!

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“If he wanted ta know if I’m alright, he could do it himself.” The Aerial scrubbed at his faceplate, though coolant kept falling.

[orangehelimech-blog]

C'mon, Sling, please.

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Part of Slingshot’s faceplate peered out of the door. “Go away.”

[orangehelimech-blog]

*opens the door more* Slingshot…

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“What?”

[orangehelimech-blog]

What's wrong? Just tell me.

[unicromx8]

   i will eat

all the feets

[orangehelimech-blog]

w h a t

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Are you crying in there??? -orangehelimech

“Since when did you care if I’m crying or not?” He’s definitely crying. There’s no denying it. One could tell by the sound of his voice.

[orangehelimech-blog]

Uh… Silverbolt told me to check on you… You’ve been in there for a long time!

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“If he wanted ta know if I’m alright, he could do it himself.” The Aerial scrubbed at his faceplate, though coolant kept falling.

[orangehelimech-blog]

C'mon, Sling, please.

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Part of Slingshot’s faceplate peered out of the door. “Go away.”

[orangehelimech-blog]

*opens the door more* Slingshot...

[sunstreaking]

Bobby Pussy Indulgence

[orangehelimech-blog]

bad post bob fucker

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Are you crying in there??? -orangehelimech

“Since when did you care if I’m crying or not?” He’s definitely crying. There’s no denying it. One could tell by the sound of his voice.

[orangehelimech-blog]

Uh… Silverbolt told me to check on you… You’ve been in there for a long time!

[braggingiseveryonesright]

“If he wanted ta know if I’m alright, he could do it himself.” The Aerial scrubbed at his faceplate, though coolant kept falling.

[orangehelimech-blog]

C'mon, Sling, please.

[orangehelimech-blog]

So apparently telling the dog to stop and go lie down while he was mooching is "being mean" now. Fuck my life.

[braggingiseveryonesright]

Are you crying in there??? -orangehelimech

“Since when did you care if I’m crying or not?” He’s definitely crying. There’s no denying it. One could tell by the sound of his voice.

[orangehelimech-blog]

Uh... Silverbolt told me to check on you... You've been in there for a long time!

[datarobotsuggestion]

date a construction robot

[orangehelimech-blog]

@under-constructicons

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

help i think i’m a sire

[orangehelimech-blog]

do what i do!

panic

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

that’s what i’m doing

[orangehelimech-blog]

panic harder

[theoreticiian-deactivated202309]

help i think i’m a sire

[orangehelimech-blog]

do what i do!

panic

[orangehelimech-blog]

im such a failure i cant even make waffles without burning them and then having nothing to eat