goobin forever

Olive ll they/them ll Aussie

[penandinkprincess]

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[encodedincommotion-deactivated2]

it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.

[radioorpheus]

hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.

[secondlina]

Abaddon in a coat that was recently underground.

[crumb1994]

[evilsanlang]

[ttexed]

House of Mystery #28 (1954)

[sandmandaddy69]

[sukinapan]

they're having a blast :3

[jdotsodomite]

[mangonetics]

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

[roathena]

[imaginarygirltnt]

[sonicskullsalt]

me @ France right now

[sadclowncentral]

VIVE LE FUCKING FRANCE BABY!!!! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'France's left wing parties are projected to win the election while the far-right is projected to only come in third.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

source

This is a huge surprise considering the results of the first round!

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

34% de fachos dans ce pays ça fait pas plaisir

[ren-the3rd]

i can’t escape the british and american elections online but france just had terrible terrible elections results and we’re going to get a fascist racist sexist and all other flavour of bigoted government and i see no one talk about it outside of the french side of social medias and i feel like i’m going insane