500 ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴘᴇɴᴀʟᴛʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏʀαngє

"I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE A WEDGE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, BUT I'VE BEEN STUDYING ORANGE'S PERFORMANCE, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS... I'M CERTAIN YOU'RE TRYING VERY HARD."

[orangepcrtals-blog]

⭕️  ↦ THE testing bot doesn’t know how structurally sound it is to be doing this - she’d only done it around her apartment, not wanting to scare anyone. She knows she’s in a different realm now, this is not the aperture science lab, she doesn’t have her orange eyed core anymore, she hasn’t seen atlas in days - boredom was kicking in. The bot had been out for a walk, getting used to the extra ligaments and flesh, pulling her portal gun from her back, she dropped the yellow portal on the ground beside her, and calmculated exactly where her apartment would be and jumped through. P-body quickly realized she was wrong, staring at the stranger. “Uhm... surprise, happy birthday.” She cringed, moving to back into her portal again.

[orangepcrtals-blog]

kiittywiilde!!

“Seattle, SERIOUSLY!?” KItty doesn’t hide her disappointment. Of all the places that she would like to disappear to and never return, it would be Paris — or even Greece for that matter. The short blonde doesn’t mind though. At least she’s away from the Glee Club and annoying Mr. Schuester. There was no more pressure to be the best of the Cheerios. “So, can you tell me where I can get an iced latte?” she asks the nearest person. “What? I need my coffee fix.”

⭕️  ↦ “ I have no concept of what seattle is.” P-body admitted honestly, offering a smile and a shrug - well what she thinks is a shrug, she’d been watching a lot of television to understand what humans did. Still coming off robotic with each movement, “ coffee...” she thought, mouthing the word. “ Oh okay, come with me, I have a map - I know where a good place it. - I wish I had my portal gun right now. “ She had left it in her room, trying to get used to moving around like humans. 

[orangepcrtals-blog]

ctrl-saetre:

noora had awoken in an unfamiliar room - white, plain, clinical, no signs of ownership. at first she’d considered that maybe it was a hospital room, but she had no pain and no visible injuries. a bag search found a set of keys, clearly for this apartment - but her passport had vanished. the blonde glanced out the window and saw a skyline she’d seen all too often in books. her breath caught in her throat, and she ran until she made it out on the street.

“dette…dette er ikke norge…”

 ⭕️  ↦  P-body stood with a coffee in had, and a map in the other - she was really bad at remembering where she’d been, or at least how to get back to them - after showing up in this strange town, in a fleshy human form that she’d only heard about through GLaDOS’ multiple ramblings about how horrible they were. The once orange robot was now stuck here, “Oh - I’m not sure how this talking thing works, could you repeat that?” Voice very broken up, still robotic, almost bumping into the girl.

[lisa-manobann]

Lisa x Snapchat