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Im Julia, I'm 22. This is a blog for gay stuff science stuff geeky stuff and pretty stuff.

[ufansius]

Mughal Pen Box with Utensils - India, 17th century

[butterflypeaflowertea]

this particular brand of painting detail always makes me feel very sweet mother i cannot weave etc. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😳❣

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[obviousplant]

Anyone looking for a new job?

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[yohji1999]

pure

[minimitchelsmaze]

She deserves the world

[the-only-bax]

The world and more

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[hydrogenandtonic-deactivated202]

are we ever going to talk about how you have to get actual permission from both your captain and doctor in order to have sex with an alien

like who sits around Starfleet and makes these rules

[lohlunat]

For everyone wondering about this:

“All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from their CO as well as clearance from their medical officer before initiating an intimate relationship with an alien species.” (VOY: “The Disease”)

It’s true. 

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

this is hilarious

yo captain i wanna bang this alien

[unicorncoalition]

sdfsldkfslkj this is the part of Bones’s job he hates the most, going through all the forms on his PADD to give the green-light to all these potential sexual encounters he just WISHES HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE but you know he actually DOES SOME RESEARCH to see if people will be COMPATIBLE whereas Jim just ticks the box, all, FREE LOVE, BONES and Bones has to be like GODDAMMIT DID YOU EVEN READ THE FILE, JIM, THEY DON’T EVEN HAvE ORIFICES and Jim is like, wow, Bones, they can still have fun, don’t judge

and bones

hates

everything

[tptigger]

This sounds like the sort of rule that got instituted because of something that happened to Kirk, TBH.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

It’s referred to in Bones’ log as “The Incident” and Kirk was itchy and purple for weeks

[prokopetz]

Y’all have got it backwards.

Kirk wanting to bang everything that movies is mostly the parody version of the character. The notion owes more to Zap Brannigan and company than anything out of the original series; yes, Kirk sometimes ends up in compromising positions with female aliens, because he’s a 60s action hero, but he rarely pursues it himself.

In the original series, it’s Bones himself who wants to bang everything with two legs and a pulse.

Like, it’s an actual plot point in multiple episodes.

[foxgraves]

there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual

[humanoidhistory]

“View of Mars” by David Egge, 1979.

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Visit Original Link

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Picasso? WACK Van Gogh? WACK Michaelangelo? WACK The way they dont even paint happy little trees? WACK Bob Ross?

HE’S FLY AS FUCK

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

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[56blogsstillcrazy]

Jaden saying everything we be thinking at 2am

[sashayed]

just need to share with someone that andy samberg (b. 1978) is 7 years older than White House goblin-of-all-work Stephen Miller (b. 1985), in case u were wondering whether being an evil, lying toady for the Apocalypse will literally suck the life from your body

[bowiefication]

Look at him.

Look. At. Him.