Gimme my Ice Cream!!

-i'm princess derp!- -Filipino- Racists should get hit by trucks. I don't play Hard to Get. I play Never Gonna Happen. 3:) My Tags! Likes

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

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[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[jenniferrpovey]

She’s oiling!

Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.

(And yes, she is adorable).

[professorsparklepants]

She’s brushing her hair!!!!!

[thedankmemes]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese figurine for year of the rabbit by 徐大花

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[linusbenjamin]

Happy Birthday to the legendary and iconic Dakota Mayi Johnson! 🎂 (October 4, 1989)

[fluffygif]

Amazing dominoes structure

[cricketoid]

god destroying the tower of babel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

[saint-ambrosef]

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

[did-you-know]

People with poor social skills experience more stress and loneliness, which can lead to both mental and physical health problems. Source Source 2 Source 3

[psychology-science]

[x] which is predictable, but even then it’s important to have theories verified by research

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[ruinedchildhood]

HAN YOLO

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

reblog this if cheese is important

[zodiac-signs-nonsense]

If you’re into simple astrological sayings, follow @zodiac-signs-nonsense

[animalrates]

Vine will be deeply missed. This was by far my favorite one. 15/10

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[themakingoffaith]

Look y'all, selfies

[animalrates]

Elder doggo does a splash. Both 16/10 incredible skills

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