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ORC FACT

Much like the white-throated sparrow, orcs have 4 sexes: Barbarian, Sorcerer, the one they have with your mom and the one they have with your dad!

#orcs #orc facts #it should be noted that while they have 4 sexes orcs also have near infinite genders #all of them #every single one

ORC FACT

They will return when you least expect it. Always be aware.

#and perhaps be prepared with a little gift for them!#it's only polite :)#orcs #orc facts

probablybadrpgideas

"Orcs are always Chaotic Evil" factoid actualy just statistical error. Asshole Thorg, who lives in my house and punches me 10,000 times, was an outleir and should not have been counted.

#outsourced fact!#very true! while most of my companions are quite chaotic they most certainly are not evil!!!#thorg absolutely does not sound like a pleasant individual :(

tim-official

ORC FACTS

orcs live in temperate or warm climates. some orcs live in colder places if they want to

lokaror

What about really hot or really cold places?

tim-official

ORC FACTS

i asked and they said ok

#outsourced fact!

tim-official

ORC FACTS

no known orc culture has developed the concept of the "burrito bowl"

calling all orcs

hello

Hi :]

hey :)

#all of my companions send hello!!#outsourced fact!#orcs

ORC FACT

Did you know that Orcs can be Centaurs? It's true! And there are many varieties; the classic is, of course, the Orcse - which are Orcs from the waist up and Horses from the waist down. Lesser known varieties include the Morcs, who boast a fish tail as a lower half and the Half-Orcs who are Orcs from the waist up and Humans from the waist down.

And by far the most common variety, is the Orc-taur, who are Orcs from the waist up and Orcs from the waist down! :)

#orc facts #orcs #dnd #how fascinating! :)

lokaror

ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

#gasp!!!!!#it was true all along!!#how dare they!!!!

mollyjames

Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

#hey I'm not a gnome!! im a mouse thank you very much!#and i have no intentions on your berries im an anthropologist thank you very much!!#however if others are running such a scam i must spread the word and warn them #outsourced fact!#be careful out there!

orcflorist

ORC FACT

orcs love slow cookers

#outsourced fact!#dnd #orcs

orcboxer

ORC FACTS

I love you so much

#thank you friend!#outsourced fact!

ORC FACT

Orcs are very very large and I am only small.

#this is tragic and upsetting but such is the life of the tiny anthropologist.#dnd #orcs

orcposts

ORC FACTS

Orcs know about 9/11

#I asked Sakrasha about this and she told me it refers to the 9 gods considered to be part of the orcish pantheon #as opposed to the 11 worshipped by local halfling and goblin society #absolutely fascinating!#orc posts #orcs #dnd

ORC FACTS

You would not believe how many facts I am not permitted to discuss!

#mostly due to vulgarity #... and violence but Eckhrishe is entitled to that #i have no qualms with such but my thesis supervisor does not appreciate #sentences such as 'the traditional celebration is pretty dope but the modified ones fuck super hard'#from personal experience the traditions do indeed 'fuck severely'#dnd #orcs

frostedpuffs

iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;

threshie

An orc wrote this.

nameless-inklings

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

emilievitnux

[Image description : A tweet saying : “Aye wassup, I’m Kevin, I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I’ll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die, it dies as it began, with a mound of bones between us.”

/end Image description]

mwuffie

imgur is such an orc name

mwuffie

a beautiful baby orc named imgur link

#apparently Eckhrishe's cousin is named imgur!#another fascinating fact about orc culture :)#outsourced fact!#dnd #orcs

orcposts

#you know being an older orc is quite hard!#i am glad people are spreading awareness :)#outsourced fact!#dnd #orcs

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