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And the ultimate bloging begins

pierog

killxbunnyyy

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

victusinveritas

rpfofficial

i think we should introduce blogger rpf to the ecosystem just cos im curious to see how people would characterise me and my relationship with my mutuals. also i'd read enemies to lovers fics of me and my mutuals in law that have me blocked

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I saw Krogurr at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to act like a gnome and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen longswords in his arms without paying.

The elf girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the longswords and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each longsword and put them in a shopping bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

if you have that much of an issue with it take it to the press jfc

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tastylemonbread

patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

lokaror

OPEN A LINK TO THE MAGIC REALM

lokaror

ANY REALM

orcposts

oh my god a second eagle has hit the spires

hardwrench

goblr is real and you can access it daily

orcboxer

knuckle tats that say I HAD A DREAM I HEARD A NOISE IN THE OVEN OF MY CHILDHOOD HOME AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND IT STRETCHED BACK SO FAR I COULD NOT SEE THE BACK BUT THERE IN THE GREASY DARKNESS TANGLED IN THE THIN METAL BARS OF THE RACK MY BROTHER AS HE WAS IN CHILDHOOD STARED BACK AT ME WITH EYES CONFUSED AND UNCERTAIN AND I FEARED FOR HIS SAFETY SO I CRAWLED INTO THE OVEN MYSELF TO UNTANGLE HIS BROKEN LEGS AND PULL HIM TO SAFETY AND THE SCRAPING SOUND OF MY PROGRESS ECHOED OFF THE WALLS AND CARBON AND GREASE COVERED MY HANDS AND MY SHOES KEPT SLIPPING BETWEEN THE GAPS OF THE RACK AND I HEARD FOOTSTEPS JUST BEYOND THE OVEN DOOR AND A FACE I DID NOT RECOGNIZE PEERED INTO THE CHAMBER AND SAW ME

orcposts

hey. are your knuckles two stories tall or are you just glad to see me