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krogurr. orc showdown champion 2023. tumblrs favorite orc. age who knows. orc. also known as BOGBOY SEXMACHINE

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[lokaror]

TODDLER JOHN WICK: Yeah. Im thinking its nap time

[lokaror]

now keep in mind that bad postsa re also part of the process

[guooey]

[beadyeyes]

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

[orcposts]

tumblr thinks krogurr should talk about this.

[orcboxer]

talk about what, buddy?

[orcposts]

i hope they assassinate MORE republican senators to distract from mitch mcconnell definitely being dead

[orcposts]

IF YOU BELIEVE IT IS REAL 💦💦💦

[orcposts]

tumblr thinks krogurr should talk about this.

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[lokaror]

Anyone who ever listened to the black eyed peas has been dead thousands of years. Feel old yet?

[orcboxer]

[orcboxer]

my....hhhhhhumps.....mmy hhhhhhhhhhhhumps.....

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[orcposts]

this IS my first rodeo!!!!!! i dont know what the fuck im doinG!!!!!!! will somebody for the love of god HELP

[lokaror]

we are the grandad's clothes you didnt thrift

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[tazri]

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[orcboxer]

[taking home a 6'6 bodybuilder] I'm gonna paint you green...

[oceanic4life]