Welcome to the Stormpiercer

This is an alternate universe blog from the point of view of "The Captain" a character in a d&d session that @TempestLily on Twitter runs!

[pukicho]

I cast spell that makes you get out of bed too fast and get dizzy

[vanessa-reyes-6777]

That's just iron deficiency

[pukicho]

I cast spell give you iron deficiency

[orchidthecaptain]

G-i-v-e y-o-u i-r-o-n d-e-f-i-c-i-e-n-c-y

[spicymochi]

raccoon balloon

[teeny-goddess]

AWWWWWWWW!!! CAPTAIN I WANT ONE I WANT ONE

[orchidthecaptain]

*sighs*

*Finds the closes place to buy a raccoon*

[orchidthecaptain]

orchid what's your favourite food pls and thank you <3

I really like chicken salads and popcorn just to name two random ones

[orchidthecaptain]

Greetings, Captain!

Evening, Hyacinth, it's nice to see you're joining us

[orchidthecaptain]

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!!!

*sigh* Hello.

[orchidthecaptain]

ORCHID MY LOVE DO YOUR BOOTS NEED SHINING, DO YOU NEED ME TO COOK YOU BREAKFAST?? DO YOU WANT YOUR PILLOWS FLUFFED? I CAN PLAIT YOUR HAIR TOO. MY LOVE. ORCHIIIID

CAMMIE I AM ALREADY DOING AMAZING AND YOU JUSY BEING HERE IS GOOD ENOUGH

[orchidthecaptain]

hello orchid i love you so much what are you up to this fine day and why aren't you smooching me ;DDDD

Where are you, I'm coming for you

[bussyboppinbard]

ඞ impsoster

@orchidthecaptain cap do you know what the fuck this is

[orchidthecaptain]

Just.... Just ignore them Regi.

[orchidthecaptain]

*gives you a gentle, homosexual kiss*

*homosexual kiss that ends with me chanting 'gay gay homosexual' over and over*

[orchidthecaptain]

AYO CAPTAIN

AYO REGI

[sweetlittlechamomile]

my wife busting us (the party) out of the SCP foundation was great until I realised I do not remember literally anything that happened after that until we got back onto the stormpiercer???

[orchidthecaptain]

Staying at the SCP foundation was like a 3/10 expirience. Okay bedding, but the torture and interrogation could stand to go

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

鸡鸣寺 jiming temple, nanjing, jiangsu province

[bussyboppinbard]

@sweetlittlechamomile

[orchidthecaptain]

*looks to the camera office style, mouthing 'Should I tell him?'*

[bussyboppinbard]

i showed you my scp brand samsung smart fridge please respond