Mean Green Gay Machine

A blog dedicated to orc and half orc appreciation

[calder]

i'm in the red this month and supposed to move very soon. we're struggling to keep our head above water after our cat needed surgery

my wife also had to cut off a far-right parent & is rly struggling. we are autistic and could really use a little help right now. anything helps

p-ypal.com/paypalme/atlpond

v-nmo/c-shapp: @/$swordquest

[calder]

3/19 we could rly use some change this week if you can spare it 💟

[calder]

lots of boosts but no donations last week. i'm going through the biggest financial strain of this stage of my life so i can move somewhere affordable and escape the "Where Woke Goes To Die" state. we're trans autistic people and we need to leave

if you can spare a dollar right now it would really help us out. no pressure. many blessings

[pukicho]

tumblr gpt generate image of medieval knight screaming 'ORC!!!' off screen to the other soldiers. Make knight point at , make orc green and dumpy.

[ghosty-ghouls]

[pukicho]

The power of tumblr GPT is unbeatable

[orcpost-generator]

i give up.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

[wizardbreasts]

3 years spironolactgnome

ohh i am so small and under a mushroom

[allynabean]

Full character design of the half-orc bust adopt for @/sulpiciaa_!! I love her <33

the other two designs from this batch are still open!

[jeeaark]

LOOKIT MA FLABBERGASTED BOI

but nah seriously, there were some PRETTY AMUSING COINCIDENCES with half-orc knights around here that I could not resist poking at.

Greygold could not NOT admire dat dream armor

also, don't think too hard how grey insta-fell asleep, merely creative license to get to the point

[bunnyhologram]

redesigning my half orc girl mezira

[orcboxer]

"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

[orcpost-generator]

maybe it’s time i closed up shop.

[orcpost-generator]

[voice crack] o-oh. i see.

[svenskkaktus]

Orctober 2023 Day 18 ranger - vermin lord

[resolart]

witchtober week 3 - hearth witch 🔥🍞💕

[svenskkaktus]

Orctober 2023 Day 15 paladin - oath of pestilence

[milk5]

[rew0205]

[swampgallows]

i wish i could hug an orc

[swampgallows]

YEAH I GET IT THAT YOU GUYS WANT TO FUCK ORCS. THAT'S NOT THIS POST. THERE ARE EIGHT BILLION OTHER POSTS ABOUT FUCKING ORCS. THIS IS MY POST AND IT'S ABOUT HUGGING. IF I BLOG ABOUT WANTING TO BAKE COOKIES AND YOU WRITE "LOL TOO MUCH WORK ID RATHER JUST SIT AT HOME AND EAT THEM 🤪🤪🤪😜😜🤣🤣🤣" WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCKING POST IS ABOUT, IS IT? IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. IT'S ABOUT ME. ME WANTING TO HUG AN ORC. IT'S MY POST ABOUT ME. MAKE YOUR OWN POST. SOCKS

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]