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ＯＡＫＥＮＳＨＩＥＬＤ The Burglar || Guidelines "I would take each and every one of these Dwarves over an army from the Iron Hills. For when I called upon them, they answered. Loyalty. Honor. A willing heart... I can ask no more than that." [Independent Thorin Oakenshield rp blog. also multiverse. Mun is 21+, prefers not to use read mores (but will upon request of the thread partner), and does tag for triggers and nsfw content. OC and AU friendly.] Sidebar Image © jackmanglam

[orcxslayer]

Nappy time, so sleepy. I might be back here later, though I'll probably just be on my George account for the rest of the night. I'll try to come around tomorrow though.

ttfn!

[nadadith-deactivated20150528]

'Can't it be both?'

[orcxslayer]

     "I suppose." Thorin replied with a smile, though he was wary of what his nephew could possibly want. "Your going to have to tell me, I can't read your thoughts little one."

[cockofdestiny]

"Don’t see any staff around here— do you?" Not that Anders had tried very hard in finding said staff, mostly just stuck his head in different rooms because he was the noisy kind and appreciated the finer things in life. "Food. That’s why I said I was hungry." And yet the first thing he pulls out of the fridge is a bottle of champagne as he turns around to face Thorin.

[orcxslayer]

     "Well they don't just wait around for someone to give them something to do. That's what the intercoms are for." Thorin replied before jerking his head back towards the speaker box with colored buttons beside the door. "So you somehow slipped passed the guards, the brick and iron fence, and managed to find your way to the kitchen just because you were hungry? That's an impressive feat, though you're lucky I found you and not my father, he's got a shoot first and ask questions later approach to intruders."

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           The only reason he remotely poked his head out was he saw a writhing puppy in the others arms. Slowly opening the door, he peeked his head out and narrowed his eyes at the other. ’ I need to get a ‘don’t bother me I’m brooding’ sign or somethin’… ‘

[orcxslayer]

     "I'm not bothering you, I'm bringing you out of your funk. Now take this little guy so I can bring in the stuff I bought for him." Thorin smiled and held the wriggling puppy out for Mitchell. "And don't lock the door or I'll find another place to leave all the adorable things I bought for him."

[orcxslayer]

            Honestly he couldn’t help but blush and smile at the sight of the soil. It was perfect for planting and he already started listing flowers and plants he’d want to put. He’d run out of soil before he ran out of seeds. ’ I have the perfect flowers to plant, to. I just can’t wait! ’ He exclaimed excitedly, biting on his lower lip. ’ This is truly amazing, thank you so much for this. I assure you it’ll be put to use. ‘

     Seeing Bilbo so happy brought a smile to Thorin's face. He'd worried that the hobbit's time here would be found boring due to lack of sunshine and other things he enjoyed. "You're very welcome beloved. I'm happy you like it so much." Thorin replied while stepping up behind Bilbo and wrapping his arms around the hobbit before bending down and placing a kiss on his neck.

[captain-flint]

The line of Durin will not be so easily broken.

[cockofdestiny]

—I’m hungry.

[orcxslayer]

     "We've staff to make anything you could think of, and you're going to raid the fridge?" Honestly Thorin wondered how Anders had found his way to the kitchen, let alone got in to his house. The place was huge, sometimes even he got lost. "What are you doing here anyway?"

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     She giggled first before clearing her throat to give her battle cry. It sounded more like a playful scream, but she thought it was scary. It made her Papa jump, anyway. She didn’t have her own weapon (Papa thought her too young for any training), but she could bit hard! She followed her brother as they busted into the kitchen, their little cries filling the room.

[orcxslayer]

     Thorn proceeded to wave his sword about in a practiced manner, fighting off invisible enemies while knocking over chairs and anything else in his path. When he came upon an egg turner he picked it up off the floor with a cry of success. "Sister, I've found you a weapon!" He cried out to her, waiting for her to face him before tossing the metal object  towards her. "We shall defeat these goblins together, protect the pie. Let them not get the spoils of war before we do."

[orcxslayer]

     "Did you need something nephew, or have you come to distract me from my work?"

[orcxslayer]

     "Mitchell open the door, I can hear you in there brooding. C'mon, I've got someone out here who missed you. He needs some love because they've poked him with needles and chopped off his bollocks."

[perhapstwenty]

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don’t talk to strangers

and don’t walk into danger

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[dearxbilbo]

❝Is that— is that so? I’m sorry, gods do know I truly am, although… Yes, I’m fairly sure you are talking, Thorin, speaking many words, but what my hobbit ears hear is Bilbo, you look delicious. Cannot deny it’s one of my better days of the quest, indeed.❞

❝Hmpfh, back to the sword-problem! Shall we? Forgive the directness, but— How about you teach me how to handle your sword?❞

[orcxslayer]

     An amused look crosses Thorin's face, for he's sure that Bilbo has fallen off his pony at some point and stuck his head on a rock. "Do you assume me to be a troll, master hobbit? Or are you simply attempting to get me to flatter you?"

     He's fairly sure that those words weren't meant to be how they sounded. In any case his answer applies to either meaning. "I'm not sure you can handle my sword, Bilbo. It's far to big for your little hands."

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[orcxslayer]

     "I'm not so sure about that nephew." Thorin replies with a grin, eyes fluttering shut at the barely there touch. Gods does he want more, so much more. But he's not exactly willing to beg for it, not just yet. "You're so young and inexperienced, how are you to know what to do? Aside from the practice with your own hand." A hiss escapes his mouth as he thrusts with the rhythm Kili's hand has started. "Which is mighty pleasant, I must say." A growl follows the hiss as Thorin rolls them over so he balanced atop the young prince without dislodging his hand, though it won't stay there long.. "I'll show you old, little one."

     That's when Thorin takes Kili's hands and threads their fingers together before pinning them above his head. "I could ruin you for anyone else you know. Nephew or not, you would be crawling back to me for more." He's turned down more than one courtship proposal in the past, sometimes people get a taste and want more. He doesn't blame them, he just hasn't found his one yet. Though he can't say he'd turn Kili down if he wanted more, he's never really been able to deny his youngest nephew very much. "Or is that what you want?" A smirk finds it's way to Thorin's face as he rocks his body down against Kili's. "Just say the words, nephew. Say the words and I'll show you exactly what makes my bed partners want more when I'm done with them."

[orcxslayer]

[Throws condoms at]

     "Do you want to keep that hand?"