I got freaks 9 days out of the week

Luken, 26, he/it/they ♡selfship blog♡

[cozyships]

behold, a carrd!

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[tbdagent]

yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[selfshipping-saves-lives]

asking your f/o for your 1 millionth favor and you turn to look at them like thisss. do they stand their ground or do they give in.

[soft-and-silly-imagines]

Imagine trying to sleep only to see an ominous light in the dark, but then you realize it's just your f/o who glows / is fluorescent.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[quasi-normalcy]

Not to sound mushy, but stories about two lonely characters from vastly different worlds finding solace with each other always appeal to me

[quasi-normalcy]

You know what makes it even better? If one of them is sort of evil.

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[cozyships]

does anyone know any uhhh. hot single knight-type guys

[nixscriptum]

[segamascott]

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

just overheard a man say MWAH to his wife on the phone. very sexy

[a-silly-bunny]

Repost to gently trace your F/O's face with your hands

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[sin-aestheticx]

*so horny I'm about to pass out* nono it's fine, keep exposing a lil bit of tummy every time u stretch ur arms up its totally fine I'm so normal about it