[oregamo]

think im gonna delete this blog and move all my fallout business to a new one... not sure yet tho

[thejohncarver]

[lookbluesoup]

I learned snails and slugs can apparently eat rat poison and will get fat on it instead of dying so i would like to present: giant fallout radsnails

Like, brahmin sized. Very slow but relatively unstoppable. Also, more than two eye stalks.

Some poor settler tries to poison the molerat nest down the hill but instead they attract a giant gooey glow in the dark radsnail that will not leave

[tarberrymentats-deactivated2023]

The radiation made them much more intelligent than expected, equivalent of the one of a trained dog. Their shells are as resistant as a mirelurk carapace, often littered with vines, mushrooms and vegetation.

Gentle giants, they actually pose no threat to the humans besides the radiation they naturally emanate. They’re not an easy meal however, with toxic/poisonous glands under their skins that can kill an untreated man within hours.

[no-gender-only-rage]

Occasionally, a scavver in the marshes will step on a particularly hard patch of earth, think “did the ground just shift a little? Something feels off. By Atom I hope I didn’t just walk into a ‘lurk nest.”

And then a small army of eye stalks will emerge from the mud, fixed upon the wanderer.

Most run from the beasts when this happens; either startled at the eyes randomly popping out of the ground, or panicking as they realize they’re standing on a literal radioactive beacon.

But sometimes, an old, weary ghoul will greet the silent, staring stalks with a smile, and stop to rest in the company of the magnificent creature.

(Also, super mutants wearing radslug shells as armor, super mutants being the only creatures slugs are instantly hostile to on sight due to their penchant for killing the gentle beasts for sport)

[lookbluesoup]

yes?? to all of this????

[losebetter]

i’m really jazzed about the outer worlds but also Do Not Badmouth Fallout 4 To Me In My House On This, The Day Of My Daughter’s Wedding,

[arrenkae]

failed skill checks are the best

[evilvarric666-archive]

Hancock: can we watch Ponyo tonight? can you be a fucking man and watch Ponyo with me?

MacCready, voice cracking from unshed tears: shut up

[diners-driveins-n-deathclaws]

[tredlocity]

[evilvarric666-archive]

clowns will see Hancock go "I am estranged from my remaining family. I've lived with self hatred for years and I've changed my name, identity, and everything about my physical appearance in an attempt to escape from it" and be like, "this man is cis and heterosexual." the buffoonery of it all.

[evilvarric666-archive]

[boingo]

War. 💣War 💣never changes. When atomic☢️💥 fire 🔥🔥consumed the earth🌎,those who 💀survived 😱did so in great 💯underground 🕳vaults. When they opened, 😳their inhabitants 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧 set out ✈️🚗across ruins of the 🌏old world 🌍to build 🏢new societies, establish new villages🏕forming tribes🏜. As decades 😴📅 passed, what had been the American 🇺🇸🇺🇸southwest united🤝 beneath the flag 🏳 of the New California Republic🐻🐻dedicated to old world values, democracy🏛and the rule of law⚖️

As the Republic grew😮🌱so did its needs. Scouts 🏃🏃spread east ➡️➡️seeking 🔍👀territory and wealth 🤑 in the dry ☀️and merciless ☠️🦂expanse of the 🌵Mojave Desert🌵. They returned with tales 🗣of a city 🌃🏙untouched by the ☄️warheads 💣 that had scorched 🔥🔥the rest of the world 🌏and a great wall 🚧spanning the Colorado River🏞. The NCR mobilized⏩ its army 🔫😯and set it east➡️ to occupy👥the Hoover Dam 🚰🚿and restore💯 it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another 😲society had 🔼arisen🔼under a different flag. 🚩A vast army of ⛓slaves😱😰, forged in the conquest⚔️ of 8️⃣6️⃣ tribes: Caesar’s Legion. 🐂Four years have passed⏭ since the Republic held 🙌the Dam, just barely😪, against the Legion’s 😤onslaught. The Legion did not🙅‍♂️retreat. Across➡️the River, they gathered strength 💪Campfires 🔥burned🔥training drums🥁beat. Through it all, the 💸New Vegas Strip 🎲has stayed open 😉for business 💼💰under the control of its ❓mysterious❓overseer, 🖥Mr. House👴 and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots 👮🤖

👉You 👈 are a courier🤠hired by the Mojave Express🌵✉️ to deliver a package📦 to the New Vegas Strip🌆. What seemed 😴 like a simple😐 delivery📬 job has taken a turn↩️…for the worst😨🤕🔫

[orpheusilver]

ok on one hand i'm not into fallout 4 anymore and it doesn't run for more than 10 minutes without crashing anyway, but on the other hand I Miss Preston Garvey

[nicedraculaaa]

Could not sleep last night so I drew

[attackatosh]

For your consideration, a meme i made before remaking my Tungle

[rickylafleurs]

vibe check

[calder]

je sawyer literally showed up and made his own fallout with blackjack and hookers

[deadmoneyradio]

“I dug myself out of that grave to plant you in yours, Benny.”

(Do not repost, reblogs > likes, commissions are open)

[myrcella]

butch deloria after his dozenth watch of grease from the vault archives

[deaconsbeacon]

caesar: hehe here is my little plan pls do what i want

my legion hating ass: