Certified organic gluten free methamphetamine

Fka blueeyedmenace

[spongecaps]

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

@npr please give me a job

[organic-crystal-meth]

Why would Neil Patrick Harris hire you?

[organic-crystal-meth]

kill yourself

That's not nice

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

new james bond film

villain: you’ve fallen into my trap mr bond. Top kek. Triggered perhaps?

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

villain: mayhaps you should of stayed in your safe space mr bond?

[your-uncle-dave]

bond:  do you expect me to talk

villain:  no mr bond i expect you to delete your blog and kill urself

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

honestly ? you’re so right

[organic-crystal-meth]

And anal

[best-of-memes]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

[fonzworthcutlass]

I’ll see yall in church

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i can’t believe this

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[organic-crystal-meth]

I hate tumblr

[bonginspector]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dinuguan]

[ethiopienne]

[commie-bimbo]

😂😂😂

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[obviousplant]

I wrote some fake ‘Best Memories of 2015′ and left them on a community bulletin board.

See Barack’s best memory on Facebook

[milclark]

[confirmance]

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END