the rough in the diamond

mixing it up like chex mix. 22 y.o. married. hails from the midwest. muslim. black girl swag.

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that

[monkeysaysficus]

This was thrown at Stonewall

[teaboot]

Cain killed his brother with this

[minecraft]

ancient debris

[ethereallylele]

the blue print 💅🏽

[thatskayyyy]

🌸

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[ruinedchildhood]

#me @ me 

[toastbutteregg]

this is why i hate sleepovers

[3rdeyechakra]

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[sassafras--manson-deactivated20]

IT’S BACK

[khan2kool]

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

[phobs-heh]

gonna reblog it everytime

[fuckingn00b]

Its been a year

[someroguishgambit-deactivated20]

@mypronounsareherrchancellor @adicadabra @chimaeracabra

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

YES

[reyindee]

XDD

[possifox]

Saving for purposes

[roussedraws]

hahahahahaha this tricks are funny .

[taemxara]

This will forever stay in my mind

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Never not reblogging

[randomspren]

Legendary post

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

You know 45’s bussy taste like Cheeto dust and regret.

Idc Trump got a wagon.

[coconutwatersheetmask-deactivat]

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Imma turn that 45 into a 69

[everydayfixxx]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Idk if niggas know this but one of the most satisfying things a women can experience is when you hop in the shower and see all the debri, dirt/lint from your coochie go down the drain.

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[kingjaffejoffer]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[everydayfixxx]

I had to look through the notes to see if there was one woman who agreed with this shit. 😁

[kingjaffejoffer]

I lied to my bf and said I had cancer and was getting treatment even though I was really just pregnant by another dude and was getting an abortion.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[itsexclusive]

[everydayfixxx]

[parakavka]

[lord-kitschener]

She meets other babushdogs to share recipes and complain about their grandkids

[thetattedstoner]

Tripping and falling in front of white folks ain’t the same as tripping and falling in front of black folks

[thetattedstoner]

Trip and fall in front of niggas and they’ll act like they’re watching a dunk contest

[deezhandztho]

White ppl: are you okay? Black ppl: damnnnn you hit that concrete hard as fuck my nigga. You got baby ankles or some shit? Rubberband legs head-ass 😂gahdamn weeble wobble head ass 😂You prolly gave the concrete a concussion 😂

[thetattedstoner]

This what niggas do when you trip and fall

[kingjaffejoffer]

Get your inspiration right here.

[imsoshive]

What happens when MeatGod doesn’t approve?

[meatgod]

Then Tumblr will fail to exist as we know it family, meatGod approved

[baetology]

LMAOOOOO

[wombshaker]

the only thing tumblr fame gets you is idiots arguing in the notes of your posts and people asking you for advice about dumb shit

[frikiskrew]

[elreyputo]

Bridge to terabithia (2007)

[wombshaker]

one thing i realized a while ago is that some crushes are better left as crushes. sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.