[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[silversarcasm]

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

[obedientlittlebitch-blog]

In the mood for: a strong hand around my throat & wandering hand between my thighs.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[mp3juice]

[hotwhiteguy]

Promoted

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[hughgrantinpaddington2]

I wanna be more than that.

[arabwife]

me spraying rosewater all over my face: this is gonna fix everything

[bbyinblu]

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[1teza0-blog]

TBE - tired bitch energy

[sunbeamsuggestion]

shoutout to fat girls ur really pretty and i hope u have a nice day

[datbabykey]

A NICE MF DAY

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

I’m 113% sick of everyones shit

[flmblr]

[thereal1990s]

American Beauty (1999)

[tytheunicornprincess-deactivate]

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

[natural-selections]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

[disgustinganimals]

FYI

[acidhorse]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

ALWAYS TRUST YOUR CAT