‘ two people who love each other that much should be together. ’
‘ you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. ’
‘ i’m fine. nobody really cares anyway. ’
‘ i can’t go around without a phone! that’s like going around without a brain. ’
‘ if there is someone in your life who cares about you then i’m happy for you, no matter who they are. ’
‘ i’m going to listen to every sad song i’ve ever downloaded on repeat. ’
‘ who cares how a cell divides? it just does. ’
‘ you lied to me, so i don’t trust you. ’
‘ you’re not lying – you’re just pre-telling the truth. ’
‘ people change, okay? they grow. ’
‘ oh god! i look like a demented creamsicle. ’
‘ we need some bubbly. ’
‘ did i mess it up even more? ’
‘ i’m tired of thinking about things. ’
‘ i wish people would be more specific with their clues. ’
‘ great. everyone’s got a life except for me. ’
‘ i miss how easy things used to be. ’
‘ you deserve way better. ’
‘ i just can’t talk about this anymore. ’
‘ fool me once, shame on you. and fool my best friend, you’re dead freakin’ meat. ’
‘ i swear to god i will rip your head off! ’
‘ you’re not allowed to look at me like that. ’
‘ you know what they say about hope: it breeds eternal misery. ’
‘ that’s immortality, my darlings. ’
‘ you think you know people… and then they surprise you. ’
‘ i’m getting really tired of losing people. ’
‘ what are you doing here? i almost killed you! ’
‘ you almost killed me, with a furry pink lamp? ’
‘ you don’t have to feel this way. ’
‘ you’re gone and i’m so over missing you. ’
‘ you were the best friend i ever had, and that meant a lot to me. you meant a lot to me. ’
‘ you were also the worst enemy i every had… and i can’t believe it took me this long to realize that. ’
‘ when i hide something, it stays hid. ’
‘ pretending not to love you was the hardest thing i’ve ever done. ’
‘ are you pregnant? ’
‘ we get it. we understand you have a boyfriend. we’ve all had them. ’
‘ is that a gay thing? ’
‘ you think the truth is some big, shiny disco ball of purity? then go ahead and try it. ’
‘ be honesty. see where it gets you. ’
‘ we’re your friends, we’re not your punching bags. ’
‘ i know you don’t want a friend right now, but that doesn’t mean your friends don’t need you. ’
‘ why enjoy today when you could be worrying about tomorrow! ’
‘ when has being dishonest ever helped me, or you, or anyone? ’
‘ i really don’t let myself cry in front of anybody. ’
‘ i wasted so much time on you. ’
‘ one wrong move and we all go up in flames. ’
‘ she was a stranger… and i buried her alive. ’
‘ i’m starting to think that bitch has superpowers. ’
‘ aren’t you sick and tired of being you? ’
‘ i’m pretending to be someone else. ’
‘ you’re always better off with a really good lie. ’
‘ girls fight much dirtier than boys. ’
‘ i screwed up on a global scale. ’
‘ the stupid brain is small, but it’s willy. ’
‘ does that mood have to do with the party that we’re not going to tonight? ’
‘ i wouldn’t go to that party if you paid me. ’
‘ i have never seen you turn down free food and a chance to dress up. ’
‘ don’t have any fun without me. ’
‘ don’t touch me. ’
‘ and now, i just really want to be happy. ’
‘ keep your mouth shut unless you wanna go back to spending weekends with dance dance revolution and a bag of chips. ’
‘ if i accept you, everybody does. ’
‘ why does every woman think that she can change a guy? ’
‘ shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets. ’
‘ you clearly don’t know me that well. ’
‘ this isn’t yahtzee, sweetie. this is some seriously messed up stuff. ’
‘ friends share secrets. that’s what keeps us close. ’
‘ i hear breakup sex is the best. ’
‘ do i look dead to you? ’
‘ you deserve an oscar for that performance. ’
‘ you are the queen of not helping. ’
‘ it was like my heart just stopped. and i felt that way for a very long time, until you. ’
‘ everything i have done was to protect you. ’
‘ you gave someone a second chance. that’s never stupid. ’
‘ i need to stop caring. ’
‘ could you, like, not be here? ’
‘ how do i say this without sounding rude? ’
‘ why are you still hating on me? ’
‘ i need to learn to stop caring. ’
‘ i don’t want to be here anymore. is that legitimate enough? ’
‘ i stopped worrying about me a long time ago. ’
‘ i decided i didn’t want to be a victim anymore. that’s not who i am. ’
‘ that’s what’s so great about friends. they’re not your family. they accept you for who you are. ’
‘ all good things must come to an end. ’
‘ i made a terrible mistake and i need you. ’
‘ don’t you shut me out too. ’
‘ the rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb, and the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above. ’
‘ i feel like i only exist in half of your life and that’s not good enough for me. ’
‘ trust me, you’re not the first person to hurt me and you’re certainly not the last. ’
‘ there’s a difference between being honest and being suicidal. ’
‘ assume it’s me… you know, sluttin’ it up! ’
‘ you’re leaving because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want. ’
‘ we all get it wrong sometimes. ’
‘ am i just destroying everything that i touch? ’
‘ for the record, if you hurt her, i will crush your scones. ’
‘ friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone. ’
‘ the more i see of men, the more i want to get a dog. ’
‘ i would ditch school for a hangnail. ’
‘ say it enough and you’ll actually start to believe it. ’
‘ what the hell just happened? ’
‘ i’m sorry, okay? i’m not perfect. ’
‘ nothing works under water. it’s a scientific fact. ’
‘ i think you’re the one who needs a trip to oz. see if the wizard can find you a heart. ’
‘ sometimes you poke the bear and sometimes the bear pokes you. ’
‘ i was always a romantic. ’
‘ wow, that was an eleven letter word. ’
‘ right, yeah. we’re all one big happy family, i forgot. ’
‘ we’re being mocked by a damn cartoon. ’
‘ i was saying that facetiously. ’
‘ i was cutting a carrot and the knife slipped. ’
‘ wait, why am i beeping? i haven’t even stolen anything yet! ’
‘ i wanted to be spontaneous. ’
‘ you’re not spontaneous. you make a pinterest board before you change your nails. ’
‘ hey, i wear three inches or i wear nothing. ’
‘ be careful! and wear sensible shoes! ’
‘ i don’t need things to get any weirder. ’
‘ it’s a funeral, not a nicki minaj concert. ’
‘ so what, i can’t dance on his grave? ’
‘ just promise me you won’t do anything stupid. ’
‘ you’re not going to lose me. i promise, okay? i love you. ’