˚ * 　𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆.

( ORLANDO BLOOM '⁷⁷ ) ⌜𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘹 . 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 . 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦⌟ 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲.”

[orlbloom]

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:

below are basic connections for ORLANDO BLOOM. please note that orlando is SINGLE, living in LOS ANGELES, and STRAIGHT. if you see a connection you want, please dm me!

—— romantic. ❜

partner.

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

rebound.

blind date.

possible match.

forbidden romance.

exes on good terms.

exes on bad terms.

tinder match.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

enemies with benefits.

childhood crush / lover.

one leads the other on.

publicity partner.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— platonic connections. ❜

best friends.

close friends.

confidants.

bromance.

role model.

ride or die.

childhood friends.

drunk friends.

online friends.

secret friends.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

friends over holiday.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

—— family connections. ❜

baby mama: MIRANDA KERR, KATY PERRY

family friends.

siblings.

cousins.

long lost half sibling.

step siblings.

divorced partners: MIRANDA KERR, KATY PERRY

in laws.

—— negative connections. ❜

enemies.

former (best) friends.

fell for the same person & fought over them.

lifelong enemies.

frenemies.

share a secret.

rivals, direct opposition.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy.

competition.

current lover’s ex, former lover’s current partner.

have mutual friends but don’t get along.

—— miscellaneous. ❜

neighbors on good terms.

neighbors on bad terms.

have mutual friends.

an artist’s muse.

ex roommates.

professional relations.

project partners/co-workers.

band members.

fitness buddies.

game together online.

babysitter and parent.

best friend’s family.

friends of a sibling.

[jamesfms]

lily: no i could really use a distraction and i'm flying out to see some other friends. lily: it will be nice to see you.

[orlbloom]

orly: is everything okay? orly: great, i'll make sure the kids are with their moms so we won't be interrupted. orly: yeah, it's been a while, i'm looking forward to it

[kecughriley]

riley: you really ought to know me better after all this time that if there is something i'm not, it's a good influence. i fully blame you. riley: cause flynn is a smart boy. i mean i'm sure it would've been great. but thinking about it, surely you'd want a bit longer once you're actually there? riley: and i don't blame her. you have to sort your priorities bloom. is nandos really /that/ good? riley: dude, i wouldn't have it any other way. i think it's way more like us to just text completely out of the blue about the most random of things.

[orlbloom]

orly: maybe i thought after all this time you had changed, this is why i can't come to you when i need to be told no orly: that's true, but i can't go without the kids, my mum would be so mad if i didn't drag them along. maybe i should wait for their flynn's next week off school and take them orly: you americans will never appreciate the amazingness that is nandos orly: touche. i think if i messaged you something serious and normal, you'd know that it was someone hacking into my phone

[emmasfms-deactivated20240428]

oh, this is my new life mission. don't underestimate me. i'll start a whole campaign if i must - there will be merch and everything.

[orlbloom]

Are you suggesting that you're going to profit off my face without my permission? Or I guess Disney's character, since I'm sure they'll get to you before I do.

[emmasfms-deactivated20240428]

have you been on that ride ?? it is magical for your nose, i'm telling you. best smelling place on earth, i think. i don't know what disney exec i need to talk to in order to get a lil' orlando bloom animatronic there - but i'll have to fight to make it happen. maybe this is my new calling...

[orlbloom]

I have actually and I can still imagine the smell every time I think of it. And it's been years since I went on the ride. I can let my agent know, see what favours they can pull and what contacts they have. You're definitely more passionate than I am about getting Will on the ride.

[kecughriley]

riley: i would be the last person to judge you. once those cravings hit, you'll do whatever it takes riley: if you came to look for someone to talk you out of it, you chose the wrong person. riley: now maybe don't say it out loud that nandos is your biggest reason let alone... figure your family might be a bit upset they weren't the number one reason you went back 🙈 riley: i'm good.. doing good. can't complain too much. other than the fact that it's been way too long since i last talked to you. how are you ???

[orlbloom]

orly: you're a bad influence riley, you were supposed to tell me know! orly: luckily, flynn did a better job at stopping me. mainly because he groaned at the thought of going to the uk for the weekend. something about having plans with his friends. teenagers orly: my mum would be so pissed if i showed up in the uk and went to nandos before even visiting her orly: it has been a while, sorry that the first message i sent you was just about my stomach. but i'm glad you're doing good, i'm great!

[hailsfm]

twice ? they do say third time's the charm, so i'm not sure what that means exactly for your next serious relationship that could possibly head in that direction, but i'm wishing you the best of luck. dodged a bullet some would say. there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. and there's something beautiful about moving onto better things. imagine if we'd live in the 14th century though where divorce wasn't a thing yet. we'd lead a miserable life.

[orlbloom]

I don't see third time happening, at least not for a long time. I'm good as I am right now. You definitely dodged bullet there. It's bad of me to say, but I don't exactly think highly of the guy. If we still lived in the 14th century I definitely would have been miserable. As much as I love Miranda, we just were never destined to be forever. Plus I never would have ended up with Daisy. Thank god for divorce.

[jamesfms]

lily: i can be.  lily: i start rehearsals on the 11th, so i need to be back by then.  lily: maybe at yours? i think it might be best than being caught on camera. 

[orlbloom]

orly: don't come all this way for me, that's not what i was trying to get at orly: but, if you came to la i wouldn't turn you away when you arrived at my door orly: my place is probably best

[emmasfms-deactivated20240428]

you know one thing i'm pressed about - is that i can't find will turner anywhere in disney. why is that ?? i'd quite like some will turner animatronic to rock up somewhere. i think you need to talk to someone about it. ( @orlbloom )

[orlbloom]

Maybe they just couldn't find anyone who could do it as good as me. But no, I don't really know why they haven't added him, I guess he's just a movie character. They could just have his head poking up out of the water.

[perriesxo]

omg, i love that a new generation of little girls is growing up with our music and you should send me a little video of your dancing queen jamming her little heart out to the song. with katy perry as her mum, i'm sure her dance moves are absolutely mint. i do, my son just turned two and i'd love to have a little playdate with yours. maybe they can tire each other out and we'll get a night off from having to wrestle them into bed.

[orlbloom]

Trust me, the next time we decide to have a dance party I'll make sure to get it on camera. Well she definitely doesn't get her co-ordination from me, that's for sure. If you're ever in LA, definitely bring him over, there's a whole house full of toys for them to go crazy over. I feel like even after a day of running around together, Daisy will still fight me when it comes to bedtime. Trust me when I say it doesn't get any better as they get older either.

[orlbloom]

Firstly, I'm sorry to hear about your divorce. As someone who has gone through it twice now, I know it's never easy. However, and I'm sure you'll agree with me, you've gotten a lucky escape there. // @hailsfm

[orlbloom]

orly: are you in la soon? orly: i was thinking maybe we could grab dinner whenever you're free orly: or you could come here if you'd rather be out of the public eye // @jamesfms

[orlbloom]

orly: how weird would it be if i took a trip to the uk just because i'm craving a nandos? orly: because i'm highly contemplating it right now orly: how are you doing anyway? // @kecughriley

[orlbloom]

This is incredibly random, but my daughter has suddenly took a shine to Little Mix, her favourite song seems to be Power. The dance move she pulls out is the funniest thing, I swear she has Katy's diva mannerisms. You have a toddler as well right? We should get together for a playdate. // @perriesxo

[orlbloom]

It was nice to see you again the other night. I'm sorry I had to rush off, unfortunately I had a flight to catch back to LA. I just didn't want you thinking I didn't want to talk to you or that I held some kind of grudge against you. // @keirafms

[orlbloom]

orly: hi, i know this is very random and i apologise for texting you out of the blue orly: it's orlando by the way orly: i hope you're doing okay // @jamesfms

[orlbloom]

I don't know if you know this, but back in 2018 we were both on the West End at the same time. And the whole time my show was on, I was desperate to see yours, but we were always performing at the same time. Then when my run was over I had to disappear to LA and I never got that chance. I'm still not over it. // @vaneskirby