Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are

Yo hey I'm ornerycrab I do things like writing nonsense on a daily basis, I make music for fun, check out what I've made so far if you want, and I'm always open for some vaguely personal questions, also I'm like 28 and my name is Erick

[sardonyxlestrange]

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬

[velvetyaura]

[◉°] nathallagois

[weeeeps]

blue tarantula

[cibastion]

Good morning Kindness

[ornerycrab]

And this is where the Hamtaro puts his hamster phone after a night of saucy hamster texts

[ornerycrab]

I need Mom Meat NOW

[ornerycrab]

"Psst. It's all about the tags" shut the fuck up my domain is the void be gone with you

[ornerycrab]

Gock and Ball Fortune

[ornerycrab]

No smurfette please keep the hat on, take everything else off but good lord woman keep the hat on, I'm so close I'm so close I'm gonna smurf myself

[bernardisgross]

posting the full illust I did for De Nuit - Steel & Blood (@/nocturnalwalkr's yearly zine project) because I forgot about tumblr again lmfdkldf

i went for a swordsman that i knew most wouldn't come up with hehe my eternal wife terra

it's available now as a print in my different shops

[exoolongtea]

[saiykik]

Link

[tobitobi90art]

Uva

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[tianastummy]

oops almost didnt see ya back there

[imaitetsuro]

Rage Your Dream

[ornerycrab]

I only play games that I'd win like Smallest Size is The Bottom

[ornerycrab]

My hyperfixations include but are not limited to: Getting that Paper, Making some Dough, Cash Flow Insertions AND Steven Universe pornography