That's so moronic it just might work!

[hopegained]

fuck your muse’s moral alignment what’s their skincare routine

[orthopox13]

|| So I figured I constantly forget this but… For anyone who feels like hanging out and talking or plotting DAH fan stuff, my Discord is always open for calls. So yeah… Feel free to add and call me, and give your username a voice after all.  ❤︎  ❤︎

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[orthopox13]

|| Reblogging this because it seems like my PC finally died and my replacement is still on the way.

That being said, my new laptop will supposedly arrive on Wednesday, but until then I will not be able to properly answer asks, do posts, etc. - Basically all that requires formatting and longer texts.

For everyone who’d like to stay in contact with me in the meantime, you’re (if you haven’t already) welcome to add me on Discord.

I have Discord on my phone and am always happy to receive calls from new friends and get into DAH swooning together. 💜💜

[psychic-potato]

I miss being able to draw on a tablet, but... Here's something based on a dream a friend told me about on our last call. 💜

Here there be tiny Crypto army

[orthopox13]

|| So I figured I constantly forget this but… For anyone who feels like hanging out and talking or plotting DAH fan stuff, my Discord is always open for calls. So yeah… Feel free to add and call me, and give your username a voice after all.  ❤︎  ❤︎

Keep reading

[orthopox13]

|| Reblogging this because it seems like my PC finally died and my replacement is still on the way.

That being said, my new laptop will supposedly arrive on Wednesday, but until then I will not be able to properly answer asks, do posts, etc. - Basically all that requires formatting and longer texts.

For everyone who'd like to stay in contact with me in the meantime, you're (if you haven't already) welcome to add me on Discord.

I have Discord on my phone and am always happy to receive calls from new friends and get into DAH swooning together. 💜💜

[orthopox13]

(maybe you can have a google doc and the infos on your page. So everyone can see your rules)

|| That is what I'm aiming for. It's never wrong to cater the widest possible audience. I started the rules yesterday, but I'm busy as hell until the weekend, so I probably won't be able to finish much of it before Sunday. BUT, I'm getting there. ^.^

[orthopox13]

|| I've seen a lot of people doing their rules and info in google docs lately to be more accessible for people who have to use mobile. So I was wondering whether I should maybe do the same for my blog(s). Any advice and/or objections?

[orthopox13]

❤  Lɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ Pᴏx

[orthopox13]

Pox, if you had children one day, do you have any names in mind for them?

"Well, I was not planning that far ahead yet... But then again, I could imagine maybe naming them after influential Furon heroes of the past... Thelaziasis, Babesia, Sarcocystosis... You know... The good ones from the golden age of subjugation... Then again I can also imagine naming a child after... Personal influences... Maybe Yersinia after my mother, or Isospora, after my mentor...

Alas... The choices are plentiful... Almost makes me imagine to create more than just one offspring..."

[orthopox13]

♥️

Card Suits Head Canons Meme (X) | Anon

♥️ a love head canon

In the hypothetical situation of Pox being in a romantic relationship, he would be the 'awkward' part - to say the least... He has never accumulated enough experience in relationships to properly figure our unspoken rules and boundaries, and as a result of that, he will often have difficulties with according reactions. He will be overprotective, unwilling to let the person he cares for so much come to any potential harm, but also will he be jealous, not entirely grasping the concept of one person having several individual close ones (he himself is a bit of a loner after all) without a romantic intention. While Pox will not try to influence the other too much - at least that much of common sense does he already have - he will still struggle. A lot. Which may even open doors to further abusive partners, unless there's someone like Crypro having an eye over Pox from time to time.

[orthopox13]

♦️?

Card Suits Head Canons Meme (X) | @alien-888

♦️ a personality head canon

Pox is incredibly orderly. To an extent where average-orderly people might get annoyed with Pox, not to mention Crypto, who is known to leave a mess behind himself more often than not... No matter how tired he is, Pox will always make sure that his lab is in peak condition, cleaned and his equipment properly arranged back to default before he calls it a day. Because of that it comes as no surprise that one of his biggest pet peeves consists of other people entering his lab, touching things and generally interrupting his routine of things. Often, if someone touches and/or moves a piece of lab equipment, Pox will hiss or shout at them, and tell them to keep their appendages to themself. Although - if he has a choice - he will always prefer to work alone, so he can blindly operate all of his gear without a second thought.

[orthopox13]

♣️( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Card Suits Head Canons Meme (X) | Anon

♠️ a sex head canon

While Pox may primarily  - or at least on the first glimpse - feel attracted by female physique, he also has a soft spot for males - Male Furons in particular. Being the pragmatic (and love-criticising) person he is though, he claims a relationship's primary purpose to be reproduction, which often seems to put males off the table. Granted, it is yet another one of his self-defense mechanisms due to his fear of getting hurt, yet fact is, Pox is attracted by both, males and females alike.

[orthopox13]

❤  Lɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ Pᴏx

[orthopox13]

|| I’ll get to the rest of the asks later tonight, gotta go back to work. ^.^

[orthopox13]

♥️ ♦️ ♣️ ♠️ one of each muahaha

Card Suits Head Canons Meme (X) | @majorpepperidge

♥️ a love head canon

While he can only look back on one single instance of romantic love, the fact that he had been used, and that his feelings were not returned caused enough damage within him to - at least on the surface - frown upon the idea of romantic closeness and intimacy. He will often belittle the idea and call it childish and/or a waste of time, simply to not face his very own vulnerable moments in the past. Of course does he - like most people - seek for a certain sort of intimacy, yet someone else making the first step is a huge red flag for Pox, and will instantly put him into a metaphorical defense mode. He does not easily trust anyone who claims to like or even love him, and rather pays attention to actions and gestures than someone's words.

♦️ a personality head canon

Pox shows several signs of a Narcissistic personality disorder. While he is not particularly delusional about himself, he does have strong tendencies towards overestimating his own capabilities. Furthermore does he display high quantities of vanity outstanding difficulties when it comes to admitting personal mistakes or flaws, as well as an almost desperate drive to be appreciated, respected or loved by his crowd.

♣️ a dark head canon

While Pox does not have any personal enemies per say, he does hold grudges. For years and centuries. If someone manages to upset him on a very personal level, Pox may or may not be tempted to abuse his power as a fleet commander (and later emperor), to cause detrimental damage to that particular person's career...

♠️ a sex head canon

When Pox mentions "You know what they say about a Furon with a really big cranium?!" to Crypto, it may come across as a dirty joke, but Pox indeed has a certain kind of weakness for large, bulbous craniums. Touching and feeling heads is a main factor to arouse him, yet while he surely appreciates a large cranium in his partner it is not a 'must-have', instead he is equally happy with the other person taking care of his head...

[orthopox13]

❤️

Card Suits Head Canons Meme (X) | Anon

♥️ a love head canon

Love comes in many forms, and Furons are no exception. Aside from the very obvious romantic love - a life aspect Pox always struggled with - one of his larger, almost even secret wishes is to have a family. Whether that includes a romance or not is secondary. Being the last living member of his family for centuries has obviously left its impression on Pox. One of the reasons he is so very charitable and tolerant with Crypto is the fact that he - in a way - sees him as his child. And although Crypto is more than mature and capable of handling himself, Pox can not help it but care and worry about him - although for the most part is is incredibly bad at showing it. On the long haul he does plan, or at least hope to have children again, and he has considered to commission a genetic offspring to raise.

[rp-memes-and-things]

Card Suits Head Canons Meme

For every ♥️ I receive I will write a love head canon For every ♦️ I receive I will write a personality head canon For every ♣️ I receive I will write a dark head canon For every ♠️ I receive I will write a sex head canon

Bonus: add + and a specific topic and I will make the head canon about that topic.

For multi-muse blogs, please specify muse. 

[orthopox13]

mun-of-many-rp-blogs replied to your post “|| Okay, so here’s more ‘high quality’  DAH content I made a long time...”

Pox in a Box is hilarious ��

“Oooooh yes... Let’s all make fun of the corporeally challenged, holographi person who’s projector fits in a carton... Because he’s obviously not enduring enough mocking already!”