I could be God and you wouldn’t know

If my friends won’t appreciate me, tumblr will

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I just got that Belos named Hunter that because he is a a witch HUNTER and I can’t stop laughing at how silly that is and how I didn’t realized it sooner.

Belos either really didn’t care that much or he thought he was being oh so clever and slick with that name.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Eso Camila!! Con la chancla!! Más duro!!!

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Captain Carter barging in a motorcycle to the front door of the Hydra facility in plain day light

Me: Oh come on, even Steve “lets fuck the government in every public space I can find” Rogers is more sutil than that

Said Steve Rogers proceeds to fly there in a giant robot suit saying hi to everyone

Me: Ok, nevermind

[oscarbewildinbitch]

My cousin is watching all marvel movies for the first time, and he just finished Endgame, and the first fucking thing he says, without any emotion in his face, is:

“Honestly, the fact that they had Rocket on and off earth for 5 years and they never show him meeting another raccoon is just the waste of the decade”

And he is so right.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Sooo, what if Sylvie dyed her hair blond in memory of her mother and her Thor?

[deactivatdsblog-deactivated2022]

Ok I get Mike, Chris , Duncan and Izzy BUT WHAT DID BETH AND LINDSAY DO!!!!!?????

[mangora]

Lindsay and Beth visited Paris and accidentally touched the Mona Lisa I think. Free them

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I'm 100% sure Chef also had criminal records, also Blainley, MacArthur and Scarlett. Based on their bios, I feel like Gwen and Alejandro might have done ilegal things too (Alejandro was never caught, tho. And I'm not sure if what they did is a crime or not TBH), also Sierra did illegal things for sure.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Well there’s a little difference between doing illegal things and having criminal records.

It’s called

✨getting caught✨

[oscarbewildinbitch]

I want to hear you all say it

“THANKS HOOTY”

Come on don’t be shy

[lumity-lives-rent-free-in-toh]

THANK YOU HOOTY tho ummm kidnapping Amity uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

[oscarbewildinbitch]

All is fair in love and shipping

[oscarbewildinbitch]

I want to hear you all say it

“THANKS HOOTY”

Come on don’t be shy

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Question

Are there any other schools in the competition? Like, apart from East and North High?

Because it would be hilarious that after all the fighting another school wins and everyone is like “shit, we forgot about them”

[oscarbewildinbitch]

I really can’t understand antis in all shows feeling so entitled to be like, “I didn’t like this show so it was a bad show” and then go to the tag and trash it. Some people like it, dude, and you are ruining the mood.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

The fact that I didn’t see Mobius in a jet ski is just downright DISRESPECTFUL.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Ok, I thought that Miss minutes was cute but now that I saw the new trailer I am a little much terrified of her. Someone else or just me?

[oscarbewildinbitch]

I said that little shit was creepy as hell right from the start.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

Ok, maybe i didn’t understand what was happening half of the time, but killing old Loki? RUDE.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

In my mind Loki was going to say “You are like a sister to me” and I will rest in peace.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

I was like “Are..are they… allowed to kill the main character with 2 episodes left??”

But then I saw the mid-credit scene and my soul came back to my body.

[oscarbewildinbitch]

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST FUCKING WEEK EVER!!!

[oscarbewildinbitch]

People getting upset because is cannon that Loki’s eyes are blue and now they can’t say that he was being controlled in Avengers (2012).

But I think that’s better because it only adds to why Loki didn’t say anything about being controlled, because he is the god of lies and they would have wanted proof, and he couldn’t say that his eyes were blue, because they have always been blue.