*coughs*

im not dead i swear

[leg-stealing-bee]

My second hint is meow-💮

Ummm I don't know the Tumbl url for 2 but either dumbass-alien or baffle or @oscartheroomba

I'm going off discord profile pics

[oscartheroomba]

Good guess, but it isn’t me

[oscartheroomba]

I’m trying to sleep but my cat is snoring SO LOUD

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

Fool by Cavetown except playing from your phone, in your shirt pocket and underneath a zipped-up hoodie, while you ride home on your bike just before sunset.

[stegosoreus]

I LOVE THIS.

[oscartheroomba]

Yo have been scarfed

[oscartheroomba]

A fun thing to do if you’re bored is going into the comments section on a commentary video talking about a bad YouTuber, and reading what all the triggered 8 year olds have to say

Here are some examples:

[wrennsl-deactivated20210504]

Other hypersensitive people may disagree but peaches have the best texture for food and I will fight people

[oscartheroomba]

I just left my room for the first time today and I hate it.

[oscartheroomba]

Tagged!

Tagged by @alykali

Rules: Bold everything that applies to you and tag 10 people that you’d like to get to know better.

APPEARANCE

I’m over 5’5” // I wear glasses/contacts // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to TV shows  // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // My parents are together // I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me //I have a long distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

AESTHETICS

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sun rise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // The sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colors // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // Autumn is my favorite season

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least three dogs

I am tagging @a-very-real-human @cinnamonroll1233 @holy-anxiety-batman @itsthedrugsiswearmom @asleepyteen @wrenweasly @everything0bagel @x-a-sad-nerd-x @the-worm-man and @dontaskcuzidk

[oscartheroomba]

Look at that like/dislike ratio…

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

RIP

[sunshinehp15]

I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN COMPLATIONS

[the-v-gees]

The biggest mood

[eldritchnebula]

@basicflavortext

[corrupted-truths]

WAIT

[girls-are-really-fucking-cute-d]

OH MY GOD BEAUTIFUL

[oscartheroomba]

Currently making pizza rolls during a giant thunderstorm…

[oscartheroomba]

Mom: *leaves the car*

My sister: you are my dad

Both of us: you’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[emortal-l-deactivated20250308]

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

[justsaya]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[damn-shawty]

^^

FUCK I CLICKED A DIFFERENT BUTTON OH GOD

[detroit-pd-rk900]

//Some of this shit… It really makes me feel awful.

If you hate bisexuals, or if you think bisexuality isn’t valid, unfollow me. I am a raging bisexual, and if anyone sends that bullshit towards me or my friends, they’re gonna catch these hands.

[jonmcilhenny1]

Not BI myself, but have friends who are BI. So If you have a problem with them, you have a problem with me.

[lookitsmorefandomtrash-deactiva]

Panic

[thegrandtortoise]

I honestly felt like crying when I read those biphobic comments. If you’re a biphobe, hate bisexuals, or think bisexuality isn’t valid, please unfollow me. I’m bisexual, and if you try to send me any kind of hate you will be sorry.

[thespoopy1-blog]

On this blog we stan bisexuals!

[just-lgbt-thoughts]

WE STAN BISEXUALS

[fightingforpride-blog]

RESPECT BISEXUALS OR BE GLOCKED

[grey-warden-commander]

Dating a bisexual is probably the best out of them all.

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Bis are LOVELY

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

I fight these biphobic shitheads ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

[salted15]

BISEXUALS I LOVE YOU ALL💙💜💖

[fonix-girl]

To all bisexuals and biromantics who are comfortable with it, here’s a hug from an ace mom friend! 🤗 You’re beautiful human beings and we love you!!

[impalasquiptyseven]

MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE BI, AND THEY ARE THE GREATEST AND KINDEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET! IF YOU AGREE WITH THE HATEFUL COMMENTS ABOVE

UNFOLLOW ME NOW! IT IS DISGUSTING!

[tboywithteeth]

[spellbounding-slytherin]

Im lucky to live in a place where 99.9% of the people around me give ZERO fucks that Im bi. Im surrounded by other bisexuals and other members of the LGBTQ+ audience. For my fellow bisexuals who are facing Biphobia I am so sorry and I hope you stay strong.

[stvllioner]

bi finger guns bi me.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

I’m gonna be real with all of you. Immigration laws shouldn’t exist. People should be allowed to visit and live in any country they like without having to take years of testing to ‘prove’ they care about the country or the government or some dumb bullshit. Most born Americans don’t even know what’s in the bill of rights aside from the first couple amendments, and when that shit was written it didn’t consider anyone who was nonwhite and or a woman as a person deserving rights so. It’s all a sack of crap anyway. “Free country” is also bullshit because if it were really free anyone could live here without fearing for their life or the lives of their children without having to sign a bunch of papers in a complicated language they don’t know that was design to fail them. This country has always been shit and immigration laws have always been shit and they’re built on racism full stop. And anyone who argues that immigration laws aren’t inherently racist and inhumane is a big ass bootlicker. End post. 

[oscartheroomba]

Mama mia, here we go again

Wah wah, I am tiny Wario

[oscartheroomba]

Me as a pirate: shiver me chicken tenders, me Hardees

[duck-duck-gay-duck]

This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen. This is immediately followed by 45 min of goodbyes by the door.

[abodeglued]

and saying “ope” as you accidentally bump into each other on the way out