Chaotic Lawful

they/them | Concocter of Crizzards (crouton dairy queen blizzard) i block empty blogs. sorry if you are a human it's just too similar to spam bot blogs

[abodeglued]

🤙 ayo intro post 🤙

⭐ i mostly go by abode online, but it's chill if you use my irl name

⭐ non bi nary 😎

⭐ they/them please!

⭐ sporks are a valid utensil, this is a hill i WILL die on

⭐ i draw sometimes, and publish my music on my music blog

⭐ if i see you acting shitty, you will be blocked without question

⭐ be warned: weird asks will be answered with weirder answers

⭐ Please for the love of god post or reblog anything on your blog before following. i check my followers for bots often and every time i report i fear i might've accidentally axed a human. bots can customize their blog now so that's not enough anymore.

⭐ the game

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[curioscurio]

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

[stoptheantisemitism]

"many see as illegal"

Who knew taking land that isn't yours while killing civilians is illegal

[squeakitties]

art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

[roomwithavoid]

this thing

[law-the-lewd]

I love himb.

[law-the-lewd]

Another

[law-the-lewd]

...oh dear...

[astargatelover]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

[squeakitties]

i drew this also

[lodgerlodger]

笑 is honestly the most annoying word in the Chinese language to translate when you have to deal with large volumes of prose in a short amount of time. It's basically an umbrella term for actions like to smile, to laugh, to grin, to chuckle, to ridicule, to tease etc. It shows up every page and half the time the author never specifies what kind of 笑 it is so you just gotta wing it.

[catgirlforeskin]

It has come to my attention that a lot of maid-themed blogs don't work in or understand housekeeping, leading to ill-informed, low-quality posts.

To rectify this, I propose a newsletter that educates on this profession. A Maiding Press.

[couchnapping]

It has come to my attention that a lot of pup-themed blogs don't work in or understand dog training, leading to ill-informed, low-quality posts.

To rectify this, I propose a set of standards for the writing, formatting and design of these posts. A Doggy Style Guide.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

[goldenduckie]

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[strawby-fields]

I want to know so bad

[sketchjay]

For those who can't see the emoji 🫪

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[tall]

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[zmpl]

even if bioessentialism was real and all trans women had some inherent advantage over cis women in sports you could not pay me to give a fuck because sports are made up. they are games people play for fun. even though we as a society invented careers around sport it is still boiled down to the fun made up game where you kick a ball. or dribble a ball. or swim in a pool. or show people how fast you can run. it’s for leisure. fun. not serious. who gives a fuck. fun. #mygame⚽️🏀🏈⚾️

[intersexcat-tboy]

I feel like sports are also a mix of inherent bodily advantages and practice/work. Some people are physically going to be better at certain sports no matter what, some people are going to be better because they've put a lot of work into it. It's like banning tall people from basketball bc it's where they thrive

[dsudis]

Maybe... can have shit in Detroit?

Historic wild rice restoration underway in the Detroit River: ‘Living tribute to the First Nations'

Historic wild rice restoration begins in Detroit River as tribal partners work to bring back sacred grain that disappeared from ancestral wa

[willgrahamscock]