Cruciatus Animus

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[aidashakur]

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[catchymemes]

[cruciatus-animus]

I meannnnn shit your not wrong

[hxneycunt-moved]

if you have a breeding kink but also support the right to have an abortion, you’re hot and I love you

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

i think about this tweet often. it’s not quite relatable but i want it to be like it makes me want to change my lifestyle

[shitpostinguniverse]

[tomhardymyking]

It's been a week since his second Jiu Jitsu championship ❤️‍🔥🥰!

Here are more photos of 𝗧𝗼𝗺 that have been uploaded by photographers and fans during these days 😍💖

I will never get tired of saying that he is amazing 👏🏻 MY GOLDEN BOY, MY CHAMPION 🥇

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¡Hace una semana de su segundo campeonato de Jiu Jitsu ❤️‍🔥🥰!

He aquí más fotos de 𝗧𝗼𝗺 que han ido subiendo fotógrafos y fans durante estos días 😍💖

Nunca en la vida me cansaré de decir que él es increíble 👏🏻 MI CHICO DE ORO, MI CAMPEÓN 🥇

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[cruciatus-animus]

He’s a blue belt it’s not a championship tournaments don’t mean anything till your your a black belt I’m not trying to downplay or anything just people outside of the jiujitsu community are blowing this up like he won a world championship it’s like winning a high school football game at blue belt

He is pretty good for his rank and I like his style of jiujitsu tho

[lokiphobe]

I think instead of a military discount we should have a milf discount

[skelegun]

[memewhore]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[acidrainirrigation]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[doubleca5t]

Wait wait do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you scared that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?

What kind of lives do you people lead?

[westlac3]

If mirror dimension me crawls out the only thing we gonna do is fuck

[oneinchbarrier]

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[eliixur]

[wombshaker]

look at yourself ass naked wit socks and shoes on and tell me it’s not the funniest shit you ever seen

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

sonic the hedgehog

[gold-kushkloudz]