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Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I mean, yes, I died, but people love to embellish.

Darkness

#source: heroes of the storm #darkness #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Are you trying to say I’ve made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?

Darkness

#source: texts from last night #no darkness you haven't #darkness #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Daisy: What did you do?

Luigi: Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't get mad at me...

Daisy: What. Did. You. Do.

Luigi: Well first I was just minding my own business--

Daisy: [Slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Luigi: I WAS!

#source: hellsing ultimate abridged #daisy #luigi #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Daisy: Do you have any pets?

Mario, remembering that girls like sensitive guys: A cat.

Daisy: What's their name?

Mario, remembering that girls also like tough guys: ...Missile Launcher?

#source: twitter #daisy #mario #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

I solve practical problems. For instance, how do I stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work… use more gun.

Snake

#source: team fortress 2 #snake #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me.

Pauline

#source: texts from last night #pauline #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Merlin: There’s a special ability our people share, forbidden even amongst our most sacred clans.

Mario: And we're just going to abuse it?

Merlin: Oh, maliciously.

Mario: Bitchin'!

#source: dragonball z abridged #merlin #mario #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Snake: Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers.

Snake: [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7.

Snake: [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4.

[door opens]

Snake: Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not.

#source: freeman's mind #snake #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi #this is the most in character i've ever gotten snake

Wario: This is Squall, and he is in charge of... something... right?

Squall: That is correct.

#source: the office #wario #squall #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.

Pauline

#source: the office #pauline #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Did I want to come back? No, but I don’t have enough money to retire and I’m too old to get another job. I feel like I’m working in my casket.

Mario

#source: tumblr #the plumber knight returns #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi #mario

I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18-years old. To get to sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people while my lunch was paid for? That is the life!

Mario

#source: the office #mario #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Decious: Merlin, I'm sorry.

Merlin: I'm beginning to think that "Merlin, I'm sorry" is my actual name, considering how often you say it.

#source: the flash #nox decious #merlin #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Pauline: You should style your hair. I think a nice undercut will give that "don't fuck with me" vibe, you know?

Daisy: I mostly use my face for that.

#source: orange is the new black #pauline #daisy #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

It’s easiest for me to keep everyone’s expectations low. That way, it always counts when I put in some effort.

Mario

#source: doki doki literature club #stupid mario brothers #richalvarez #mod avi

Daisy: What happened to your nose, Wario?