i'll find my own bravado.

❝ I think it’s INTOXICATING when somebody is so unpologetically who they are. ❞ · · · · ⊰ rose m. weasley ⊱ 6th. puff. aries. future comedienne. foodie. part time tinkerer. stoner. the annoying family member that won't leave you alone. will out eat & dance you any day. part of the wotters. da.

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[oseweasley]

ALEX OLLYOOP.

“–Rose, what the fuck. I’m leaving you in here for that…”

“Mate?? Are you serious?? I’ll get you a HUNDRED sugar quills if you want me to, just don’t leave me behind in this hellhole.”

[oseweasley]

DECLAN HUGHES.

“Don’t burn a hole in that one, it’s new, my mum’ll have my head.” Dex warned before nodding, holding out his own lighter for her to make use of, his hand cupped around the flame to keep it safe in the drafty castle. “Spend the summer with your family, then? What’s that place—-Shell Cottage, is it? Rhys and Annie talk about it all the time. S’where Dom lives, right? And Vic?”

“I’ll do my best, you have my word,” she promised, meaning it, though sometimes she was clumsy especially stoned, but she noted to be EXTRA careful. Putting the joint in her mouth, she bent over to light it near Dex’s hands, then leaned back inhaling, pulling the joint out of her mouth and blowing the smoke upwards. “Thanks. Yeah!! Got to go there a lot this summer, I almost went to Jew overnight camp in America, but that didn’t end up working out, sadly. Also worked shifts at Wheezes when people phoned in sick.” Rose tried to push the thought away, before taking another a hit and passing it to Dex, “Dom and Vic and Lou, how about you?? How was yours?? Who did you spend it with?? How’s RJ??”

[oseweasley]

✉ Anyone

Lily: WY R U ASSING SO MAMY QUESIONS

Lily: I THNK HIS NAE IS DAN???????

Lily: HES KIDA CUTE BT NOT MY TYP

Lily: MABE UD LIKE HIM

Lily: IT NOT SO BAD TONIGt

Rose: ASSING SO MUANY QUESTONS

Rose: HAHAHA ASSSSSSSSSSING

Rose: OKAY OKAY SOX I WS JST WRRIED BOUT UR ASS

Rose: ASSING UR ASS SO MANYY QS

[oseweasley]

MOLLY WEASLEY.

“…what? It doesn’t even work so whatever.”

“What?? No!! It works!! Sometimes!! Just give it a CHANCE, Molls, please?? I’ll do your laundry for a week.”

[oseweasley]

MY FAVORITE BROTHER.

“Let’s not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.” @oseweasley

“ ............ -- Why do you have to be right?? He’s such a douche canoe though, Hugo, I really want to commit homicide, you know?? Harley Quinn style, maybe?? Ever get that urge around people you KNOW mum would hate especially??”

[oseweasley]

RO OLLYOOP.

“Look at me now, Ro!” Rowan giggled, getting to her feet and joining in, “Everything’s moving so slowly! It’s like dancing underwater! We’re mermaids!”

“Umm, bloody fantastic, those moves are, Ro!! Look at you!! It’s exactly like that, it’s also like we’re in outer space, all fluid and shit like an UNDERWATER OUTERSPACE. Is that real?? I mean, there could be an underwater in outspace somehow, right??”

[oseweasley]

lance, teddy, ryder

“Are you serious?? I don’t like this question, I don’t have to answer any questions I don’t like..................           I mean, alright, kill Ryder, marry Teddy and fuck Lance. I feel like the world wouldn’t be ready for a Lance Ahn and Rose Weasley marriage.”

[oseweasley]

nadia elizabeth ryder

“This is so easy: Give Ryder the best shag of his life, Marry Elizabeth, my absolute favorite dormmate besides Domino, and kill Zabini. She’s called me carrotop a little one too many times. It’s time to EXACT revenge!!”

Send me 3 names for FUCK, MARRY, KILL

[uneventfulness]

[oseweasley]

✉ Anyone

Lily: RSIE POSIEEE!!!!

Lily: COME T HOFS HED

Lily: SOMEOE BOGHTT ME A ROND

Lily: IM DOIN BODY SHTS

Rose: WHO BUGOHT U A RONUD???

Rose: WOHSE BDOY?? NOT THTA IM AGANSIT IT

Rose: THE HH IS CREEPTESASTICAL LILY

[oseweasley]

✉ Anyone

Lily: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tewullia

Rose: U DRUNK WITHOUY ME?????

Rose: WAHT TEH FCKU LLIUY

[oseweasley]

DORIAN SHACKLEBOLT.

Dorian sputtered, “I’ll talk to Teddy, Mel doesn’t—-you’re gonna give me grey hair with that kind of talk, Rosie.” He thought for a moment, before nodding, “Vic would be good, maybe Ollivander as well—-Al, not Rowan. You can talk to him, yeah? And I do mean talk.”

It was hilarious fucking with Dorian sometimes, even though she meant no harm, she found it hilarious when he took her seriously about things like that. “You sure?? Or are you just going to tag in and suck his dick in her place?? What a good brother you are,” she teased, laughing & listening, “oh, sooooooo you mean TALK, right??” Rose started to wink, indicating that she meant something else entirely though she was kidding. “Also, Rowan’s pretty ace, but yeah she’s a bit young, I see your point. I’ll invite her though, if that’s alright with you. She’s bound to hear of it.”

[oseweasley]

ALEX OLLIVANDER.

“Did you get the sugar quills?”

“ -- ... Er, was I not supposed to EAT them or something??”

[oseweasley]

VICTOIRE WEASLEY.

      Victoire stormed over to the couch, snatching up her bag. “It’s TRUE LOVE, mum, you can’t kill it!! You can forget about being my bridesmaid, you are officially uninvited to my wedding. Have fun drinking on your own while I party it up in Vegas.“

“Mum?? MUM??” Rose roared, “It’s MOTHER to you, you ingrate!! I’ll follow you and your heathen to Vegas, I’ll follow you a l l, and send a pox on your house!! Sell your first born for bread!! -- How could you do this to me, I birthed you from my own VAGINA!! Does that mean nothing to you??”

[oseweasley]

SCORPIUS MALFOY. 

‘You’re in need of a Potions essay, and as am I. So, don’t go wandering off for food, there are sweets in the trunk. If you weren’t going to be productive, why put yourself through the monotony of watching me study?’

Rose frowned, because even if he was right that she was in need of a Potions essay, the focus for it just wasn’t there. “You kept sweets for me in your trunk?? Or is that yours, I promise I’ll buy you more when I eat them,” she replied, leaning over his bed, her hand finding it’s way in his trunk. Pulling out a packet of Bertie’s, she started to put a few of the blue ones in her mouth. To his question, she shrugged, “because I like being around you. Besides, I figured that by OSMOSIS maybe, just maybe, I’d be able to m a g i c a l l y be able to do the essay. There’s a little hope that I’ll actually get it done, I just knew that if I stayed in the library or maybe the common room, I’d get distracted.”