ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.
i cant help but read this with a heavy russian accent
*swags nervously*
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
this is now the money rabbit, reblog for a leap in prosperity in 2018
It is the money bunny
YOU BETTER RE-BLOG THIS IF YOU WANT ALL THE MUNS HUN
Hey this needs to be addressed
Just like there is nothing wrong/bad with being a woman, a POC, or a member of the LGBTQ+ community, there is nothing wrong with being white, a man, or straight/cis.
I hear a lot of this type of negativity against men, straight people, and white people. And lemme tell you
GENERALIZATION IS A BAD HABIT.
I don’t care how pissed you are about some of the people in a certain category. That does NOT give you leeway to bunch an ENTIRE group of people into a stereotype or for you to harass people of a certain group for something that they do not do or did not do.
Listen. I get it. It may seem hypocritical as I know in the past every minority has seen some serious stereotypes. And I know that not everyone stamps stereotypes on everyone else. What I’m saying is that yes, in the past, minorities have been given negative stereotypes.
However, if you are to stereotype the “majority” or the “more privileged because of how they look/are born” such as white people, men, and straight/cis people,
YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THEM.
business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
please stop reblogging this post
gno
im not something people love for long
Yeah truth
You say jizz every time you say oranges.
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
Are gyms filled with Chinese people after Chinese New Year?
You bet your ASS