Journey

Future UT Dallas student; who recently began his wiccan journey. Whovian

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

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My D&D group went undercover at a fancy party. Diana didn’t roll high enough to wear an outfit of her choosing.

[otakuwiccanboy]

I want to join a dnd group

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I remember taking this pic in Italy. I I often wonder about how this girl is doing now. I liked this girl and wanted to try to become friends with her, but she seemed kind of reserved and didn't socialize much with the rest of the group

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[otakuwiccanboy]

Ok, but what do you do if you're already there?

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Me: I haven't been happy since my quince when Paige hugged me and said I was a good hugger. That was the last time I felt anything.

My sister in the back seat: why are you telling me this??

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My reasons for wanting to move to Scotland went from 50% wanting to see Nessie 50% scenery, to 45% wanting to see Nessie 200% wanting to own Highland cattle

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE THEY ARE

[otakuwiccanboy]

Mom: I'll never stop loving you.

Me:

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Mom: I'll never stop loving you.

Me:

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Me: Mika think of your future.

Mika, my 3 y/o cousin who already ate pizza, cake, candy: *downing as much dill pickles as she can* No.

[otakuwiccanboy]

The only reasons I want to be rich

1. To own my childhood home

2. To make my own Halloween costumes

3. To give out full size candy bars every Halloween

Most of my decisions are based on Halloween

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Imagine being grown ass adults and your husband gifts you with a whole animal toy set with a hundred pairs of animals (theres a bunch more in the ark) for christmas

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I matched with someone on tinder and this bitch unmatched me because the first thing I said was "tis spooky season," what am I supposes to say on october 1st?

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I Ate Too Much Mashed Potatoes Post

I ate too much mashed potatoes

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I want more mashed potatoes

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I Ate Too Much Mashed Potatoes Post

I ate too much mashed potatoes

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Why do I have a crush on Judy Hopps?

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This morning I got my wisdom teeth extracted and apparently afterwards on our way home I told my mom that Thomas O'Malley was there.

Thomas O'Malley the Alley Cat.

From the Aristocats

[otakuwiccanboy]

My lesbian coworker: I have a lot of issues.

Me, coming from around the corner: me too! Did your daddy touch you too?

My lesbian coworker: what??? *uncontrolled laughter*