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look⌠ i love him⌠my husband.
Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself
Heads up!
âYes sir.âÂ
Hiroshi rolled off to the side and stuck his hand out to help Moody up sighing as soon it was safe. Meaning the second he walked away when it looked like the message was received by the two. Â âYou know he didnât believe us right? He was giving us that look. Trues?â If there were anything that truly scared him it was the threat of a genuinely disappointed stare from Chief.Â
âYeah, truce.â Well, that had gone better than expected.
Heads up!
âAuh, hi Chief. I was teaching Moody how to break out of a hold.â Hiroshi sincerely doubted Akira bought it, but maybe just maybe he would. I mean miracles did happen.
Akira didnât buy it for a second. âMoody, is that what happened?â
âY-yeah, pretty much!â Isamu wasnât going to ditch this opportunity to save his own skin.
âTry not doing it in the halls next time.â Akira still didnât believe either of them, but there wasnât much point in pressing them.
Heads up!
âHe is?!â Glancing up and turning his head back.
âWhat are you two doing?â Akira asked.
âAh.â He really was standing behind Hiroshi. Isamu stayed silent, not sure how to explain the situation without making everything worse for him.
Heads up!
âAsk nicely and maybe I will.â Hiroshi pinned his arms back using the pressure points against him and weight of his own body to keep him pinned in place. Light as he was he had managed to immobilized the taller comrade and if he was Galran heâd have planted something far worse than a boot in his face. Namely one of the many lethal shuriken he kept on his persons at all times. Granted this was Moody, teammate, co-worker, friendâusually, when he wasnât pissing him off like now for instance. He had no intention of maiming him, but that didnât mean he wouldnât toe the line. âYou almost broke my glasses. Give me a reason I shouldnât kick your ass? And if you say because youâre bigger than me, Iâm going to kick it twice as hard.âÂ
..............
Well, he was trapped now.
âBecause Chief is right behind you!â
Heads up!
As fast as his reflexes were Hiroshi still failed to block it and stumbled back. âThatâs it. Iâm done being nice!â
With that he lunged straight for Moodyâs legs and tackled him. Despite being half his size he packed a hell of a wallop. If anyone showed up theyâd have to wait till he was done because it was officially on.
âUwaa!â Isamu went down like a pile of bricks. Now he was in a dilemma. He couldnât really fight Hiroshi, being nearly twice the kidâs age. But he also couldnât let Hiroshi win. And it wasnât like Hiroshi was just any kid either. âHey, stop!â
Heads up!
âOâyeah? Well, not my fault your face got in my way.â
âMaybe you shouldnât have turned around so fast.â
Well, there went his other boot. Right back at Hiroshiâs face.
Heads up!
âHey youâre the one who threw your stupid boot at me first. I wouldn'ta hit you at all if you didnât hit me!â He shot back folding his arms. Sensing no eminent danger he walked over.
Isamu continued glaring at Hiroshi. âBut I didnât hit you in the face at least!â
Heads up!
âTsch⌠Youâre too predictable Moody.â
With that Hiroshi saw his chance and pegged Moody in the face with his boot. Â Heâd expected to hit him, maybe in the chest, but the face that wasnât his intention. His aim wasnât normally off, but it happened. Once in a while. It wasnât as if he had tossed boots at people often, they had a different weight and a different aerial dynamic. âOh shiâahhyyy. I didnât mean to hit your face. Crap.â He backed a few steps back expecting the wrath of Moody to fall down on him now. I mean there was getting back and then there was overkill. This was a line and he crossed it. Moody was particular about his good looks, especially his face and he just hit it with a boot. Granted Moody started it first by hitting him with the boot, but that didnât make it okay for him to hit him in the face. Not that it was deliberate. He was just aiming for his chest, sort of. If Akira saw this heâd probably never hear the end of it.
âAgh, that hurt!â Isamu glared at Hiroshi. âIâll get you for that one!â
So he said, but he didnât seem to be doing anything right then. He was still thinking of ways to get back at Hiroshi.
Heads up!
Hiroshi bellowed from behind, âGET BACK HEREâ! He may have been shorter than Moody, as Isamu was better known, but he would catch up to him and pay him back in kind. Then an idea struck him. Why chase after him when he could get him to come back. âGuess since I canât catch up to you, Iâll just have to tell the Princess you like throwing shoes at people. You can kiss your chances with her good bye.â
âAhhh, fine!â Isamu turned around. Somewhere deep down he knew Akira was the only one with a real chance but that didnât stop him from trying.
âYou cheater...â He grumbled.
Isamu probably listens to vaporwave
bad idea starters.
âon a scale of one to ten⌠how illegal do you think doing this is?â
âokay, but, consider this: i donât care. iâm gonna do it.â
âthere are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.â
âhow hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?â
âitâs three in the morning and iâm bored and youâre the only one awake. letâs break into a gas station store.â
âWHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A âSUPER BIG GULPâ CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANâT FEEL MY OWN PULSE.â
âis it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?â
âi heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky⌠wanna go buy some balloons?â
âcan you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.â
âyes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.â
âcomplaining helps the situation, like, not at all.â
âsooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.â
      â That DOESNâT answer my question. â Keith stated firmly, fists clenched at his sides. He was getting kind of IMPATIENT with this guy, whoever he was. â Who walks up to random people and KISSES THEM? â
âAnyway, whatâs with that outfit? It looks a lot like what Chief wears when heâs piloting the black lion...â
     â Well whoâs CHIEF and why are you kissing random guys that look like him?! â
âChief is... mah, heâs the leader of our team.â Isamu tried to think of a way to describe him. âKinda a stick-in-the-mud.â
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âAhhh, sorry, sorry, you just look like a kid version of Chief!â
Castle Gradam? âWeâre in space right now. The others are probably still waking up and going about their morning routine.â Hunk began to walk away from Lance. âCome on, letâs get to the medbay.â
âEhh? But... How did I get here from Altea then?â Isamu asked. âOh nevermind, you wouldnât know, huh?â