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Puerto Rico

[mousegirlheart]

the day twitter died for me was the day they killed the silly cute bot accounts.

there was an account that would every morning post a video of an elite from halo saying greetings.

every morning i would make a cup of tea in my custom printed mug that said "dont talk to me until ive had my [picture of an elite] greetings" and scroll twitter. and after 10-15 minutes, i would come across the bot's morning greetings post, and i knew it was time for me to get up and start my day.

you've ruined everything, elon. you stole my greetings. those mornings were so nice.

[mousegirlheart]

[hellsite-yano]

this is me when I boop you. btw.

[babelady]

someone drew a portrait of this sleeping dog and gave it to him. amazing.

[muppetshow2026]

[zackisontumblr]

welcome to the public domain steamboat willie

[muppetshow2026]

[zackisontumblr]

welcome to the public domain steamboat willie

[girlnephew]

[thundercaya]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing "no overnight visitors" on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant's sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell

[yourebatz]

hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

There's a very effective hex called a "tenant's union" and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)

[i-am-a-fish]

I am

• worried

• depressed

• uncomfortable

• upset

• afraid

• uneasy

it does not feel good.

I'm going to drink some water, take a nap, and deal with these things later

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love

me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:

[tantonu23]

[beardedmrbean]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[capacity]

Are any of y’all making mistakes too or is it just me

[theraconteurasaur]

Perennial October mood.

[drst]

There she is!

NOW it’s really Halloween

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change

i want a different life

today was a shitty day/week

i don’t want to live like this

i want to be somewhere else in life

i’m not where i want to be yet

+ much more

[3l1zzy]

Here's a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

Wack

Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)

Sub-par execution

I would prefer the opposite of this, actually

Not a fan of this approach

Not very cash-money

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

unforch :)

[bunjywunjy]

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

[duchessvongooseberg]

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[tastefullyoffensive]