Bimbo for Himbos

Don't mind me luvs I'm just depressed :)

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[Diavolo being left out]

Diavolo: I am all alone in this world I'm crying

MC: don't cry your titties so fat

MC: naturally

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Diavolo: Hey mc!

MC: yeah?

Diavolo, frantically looking around: Can we....

Diavolo: hold hands

Diavolo: 👉👈

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MC: You know I read in a book that kissing reduces stress?

Satan: oh...really?

MC:

Satan:

MC: you look stressed. like, really stressed. just wanted to let you know.

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[MC's introduction to the Lucifer, You SUCK! club]

Satan: Okay, so let’s go over this one more time.

Satan: If something breaks?

MC: We try to fix it before Lucifer finds out!

Belphie: Yes! And if that doesn’t work?

MC: We blame it on Mammon!

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MC: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Mammon.

Mammon:...maybe I am just a scumbag.

MC, removing rings: I'm sorry I have to do this

Mammon: I understand

MC, sobbing: Alright, square up

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In this house we eat off the demon bro plate and the demon bro plate only

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I would just like to thank this song, I've gotten through two deadlines, a borderline mental breakdown and moving all because of this absolute banger.

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Me 🤝 Mc

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MC as my only four moods

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LET’S FUCKIN GO THOTTIES

Okay so the Announcement was legit...not gonna say I always thought obey me was gonna get an Anime...but lowkey always knew. Just didn’t know if I actually wanted one..cause as the self proclaimed queen of reverse harems i’ve seen my fare share of otome game adaptations and I really didn’t think obey me would work with an actual MC, so they’ve done what most people said they should do which is First person/Pov anime, which as a genre hasn’t notoriously been done well....idk I have faith in this just from the little animation they put up. 

Hows people feelin about it??? I’m full on buzzin, I’ve been saying this is the summer I’ll finally sort out my fucked mental health but I think this anime will cure me singlehanded. 

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Me waking up going onto obey me to be greeted with the animation. Then I start thinking to myself wow I kind of want an obey me anime, then they hit us with the little anime announcement at the end. All of a sudden life is good,  depressive episode??? what’s that??

THEN me going on Twitter and realising it’s April 1st.

lowkey ain’t even mad if it is fake cause that animation healed my soul.

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Okay...but the lyrics...someone give this man a hug!!!!  🥺

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Okay firstly Mammon is cute as fuck, secondly and most importantly WHO THE FUCK HURT HIM LIKE THIS. 

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Am I the only one who Imagines this is how they act when MC doesn’t give them enough attention.🥺

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And some people have the AUDACITY to say Asmo doesn’t love MC

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Me & Little D. No.2 at the start of this event

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Honestly was a little worried I wouldn’t like Beels song, But I am shook, I did not expect this song to slap this much....might be one of my favourites