Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Otters ~ Long Distance Relationship ~ Social Worker ~ Model ~ Australia

[princeharry-duchessmeghan]

This picture, I mean! Damn. ❤️

[honey-milk99]

Looks like straight out of a Disney movie…

[princesconsuela]

my two moods

[lilpieceofmyworld]

Prince Harry sees his bride Meghan Markle for the first time #RoyalWedding 😍

[laranoa]

Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign

[yourecutesoi]

this is so fucking funny omg

[otter-baby]

when I'm on the phone with my mom:

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: bye

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

doctor: well we don’t have a cure for “insatiable lust for pasta” but i’m going to prescribe you zoloft because clearly something is wrong and i don’t care enough to find out what

me: sounds good doc

[just-shower-thoughts]

Guys are probably better than girls at handjobs

[just-shower-thoughts]

Comic Con is the best way to see what your favorite characters would look like if they let themselves get out of shape.

[dinuguan]

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[ruinedchildhood]

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[splattermouth]

so uh

i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes

and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????

[certified-p0ser]

holy shit

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

the commitment………. the acting…. the sound effects… the dance number at the end.. this is amazing

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[otter-baby]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor