sometimes, to right a wrong you have to do a wrong right
Gandhi said that
Did he really?
I'm paraphrasing (/ref)
#1 macaron cookie fan in existence and probably top 10 starflight WoF fan? i like to yap and read and write and draw and watch TV and you can just chill here and we can talk, that sound good?
hellooo this is my first real Tumblr post!!!! I'm a Pakistani-American minor girl (she/her btw) I'm a practicing Muslim, and I love making lore and art and talking about my interests!!!
Which are (current favorites in bold)
CR:K, WoF, Warriors, EPIC the musical, other CR games, Mao Mao: Heroes of pure heart, the ice age movies, MLP:FiM/G4, Star Wars, Tangled the Series, VAT7K, Lego Ninjago and MOTM/Myth of the Machine :)
you can refer to me as Crescent but any part of my username would work :) as long as I know you're talking about me!!
And I will do other OC content as well but /probably/ less because those stories are undeveloped lol. Lots of dragons (and otters and cats, you got what you came for)
Other social/s: Fandom as Crescentdragon66i (active on CRK wiki and a thread mod on CRK AU wiki) and that's it lol
hmmm yeah rn this is def a CRK main blog but I’ve been fixated on it for a while
Sideblog for oc lore: @thicketclanandrelatedstories (dead)
alt account: @rainingkingofithaca66
sonic water rp account: @sonic-water-cookie-official
CRK au account: @earthbread-upside-down
guess my favorite cookie I dare you
userbox from @/identity-index and blinkie things by @/aroacebat and the lovely header and footer is by my mutual @/bambibxtchx3
Art requests open!! (though I seriously don't know why you'd ask me when there are much better artists. Just putting it out there can draw something for you if you'd like!)
Best work will be dragons or cookies/humans but I can try my hand at other characters. Nothing vulgar, nothing associated with israel, Zionists, islamophobia, or hateful things in general
Oh anddd as some of my other Muslim friends have stated, because of our religion, I cannot draw or create content for gay/queer ships, I hope you understand :DDD this is not out of hate and I will treat you with respect
i don't like cursing or inappropriate things, so try not to say that stuff while talking to me, and I may block users who post problematic things like below if I see them
DNI: islamophobes, Zionists, people that are mean and disrespectful
tags: all my art is... #my art (I know i'm so creative) my AUs are the name and and the ~
#yapping w/ crescent: (me typing a lot)
#yapping w/ crescent but dumber: (less serious)
#crescent crapposting: just trash lol
#not my art: I should hope you know what this means
#macaron cookie eats pinecones: special tag for when I talk about my fave cookie
I’m freeeeeee!!!!! it felt like it stretched for ages. onto an exciting summer I hope.
but uh. Feeling like nostalgic and stuff (in a good way) so I made this page of things that remind me of the school year.
it's not like EVERYTHING (I would've included more friends and classes but I lost steam) but it has what matters. And Macaron is the biggest in tradition of all my sketches hehe
made this one really quickly while watching the story. I guess it's not a perfect summary of their dynamic but whatever lol. I do think Litmus and Black Vinegar are a fun duo
and EUD shenanigans. VaniLoyal and Lilypad aren't being shipped I see them as siblings :P and Lady Kouign-Amann is bland cause I do not know how to design her. It will be done soon trust.
anyways. tomorrow is the last day of school. scary. I hope I'm a good friend and everyone will continue to like me even if we don't see each other every day and that I stay smart over summer
(ooh also. I bought The Illiad from Barnes and Nobles cause I thought it might be cool. I'm having a great time and understanding very little but I think that's the fun of it. They can never make me hate you Thersites lmao)
17776 is peak, shadow milk is peak, I need to put macaron cookie in a blender and hear her scream, my cousins are cool but i'm tired
bruh I had a weird nightmare-ish where I was on trial for being an accomplice to murder and they just let me go even though they kept saying they would shoot me
and then I started listening to EPIC songs or I could just hear them in the background. That happens a lot in my dreams. Idk why.
they're so. fun! in the way that a gacha life video is. Y'know? Is there a word in another language for something you've never seen before evoking nostalgia and affection? I have that A LOT. It's basic but my fave is Povidone-Iodine she's just so sillyyy all of them have fire designs and personalities though
what else. I was watching a Warriors animatic (really good) and the lyrics fit Gingerbrave imo so I might draw thatttt. I'm very excited to hang out with my cousins who are coming soon. So much happened this school year so it's wild that it's ending
:D we did it @ishipalotofcrap twin I didn't think we could but it worked out. I'm so glad we got to do this together and it was 10x more fun than it would've been than with anyone else
so yeah I can't share the actual thingie cause it has my name and voice and everything but here's the finalized script beneath cut
ACT V
SCENE I. The Vanilla Kingdom, PV’s Pavillion thingy
Enter Pure Vanilla Cookie
Pure Vanilla:
If I believe what my dreams say,
There is some happy news waiting for me!
My heart feels much lighter;
I’ve felt a new energy
I dreamt White Lily came and found me crumbled--
But then she used her life powder
So that I came back to her.
(Enter Golden Cheese, booted)
News from Crispia!--How are you, Golden Cheese?
Do you bring me letters from the others
How is White Lily?
If she’s okay, then everything is!
Golden Cheese:
She is not well, and not ill.
Her body rests in Beast-Yeast in a place beyond the fog,
And her soul is with the Witches who baked her.
I heard of her fate from the migrating Cheesebirds
And knew I had to tell you first.
I’m so sorry to have brought you these news,
But I knew you should have been first to know.
Pure Vanilla: Is that true? Then I defy the Witches,
make way for me to go to her!
Golden Cheese: Pure Vanilla, calm down
This is too much for you, I can see
You might do something you’ll regret.
Pure Vanilla: Your eyes deceive you, I’m fine
Leave now and let me go to her
Was it not written to me about this?
Golden Cheese: Not that I know
Pure Vanilla: It doesn’t matter now
Please leave me alone, and
Get an airship for me to go
(exit GOLDEN CHEESE, reluctantly)
White Lily, I’ll lie with you tonight
But let me find out how to do it
I remember Dark Enchantress
Who shelters close around the Vanilla Kingdom
She works to regain strength,
I’m sure she’ll give me what I need…,
Dark Enchantress!
Dark Enchantress: Who’s there?
Pure Vanilla: I see that you are still weak
I’ll give you anything
Just give me a potion
That leaves the Cookie who drinks it dead.
Dark Enchantress: I have just the potion;
But I won't just give it to you because of your dumb laws.
Pure Vanilla Cookie
I make the laws though,
What stops you from breaking them under my watch?
Dark Enchantress
I want to, but if your council becomes aware
I might as well be dead too.
Pure Vanilla
They won’t
Dark Enchantress
Kay just drink this then.
Pure Vanilla
Goodbye,
I will take this blessed potion
To White Lily’s coffin, where it will be used
Exeunt
SCENE II. Elder Faerie’s cell.
Enter Unnamed Huntress (Hollyberry)
Unnamed Huntress
Hey, Elder Faerie! I’m here
Enter Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
This should be the voice of the Unnamed Huntress.
Welcome from the Vanilla Kingdom: what did Pure Vanilla say?
Or if he wrote back, then I’d like to see that.
Unnamed Huntress
I was going to find Pure Vanilla
But on my way to the Vanilla Kingdom
A dragon attacked at the Hollyberry kingdom
So I was forced to stay there and defeat it
Elder Faerie
So…who delivered my letter?
Unnamed Huntress
Here I still have it,
No messenger would come
Cause they were scared of the dragon (the dragon that is my spouse)
Elder Faerie
That is REALLY bad
It was very important
And if he hasn’t read it
I’m scared for him and White Lily.
Go now, I must find Pure Vanilla myself.
Exit
SCENE III. By the Silver Tree, Nighttime
Enter Dark Cacao Cookie, and Hollyberry Cookie bearing flowers and a lantern
Dark Cacao Cookie
Give me the lantern,
But put it out so I won’t be
And listen for Cookies who might be here
And be quiet with the grave-digging.
But if you still hear a sound,
Alert me they’re coming
And I would like the flowers. Now go
Hollyberry
[Aside] The kingdom is unnerving at night
But I’ll stay here for my friends!
Retires
Dark Cacao
I’ve left lilies here for you,
You’re so newly gone but there’s already spores and moss
We’ll come to clean it every night
I feel like I’ll come to mourn you
Every night forever
Hollyberry whistles
She’s saying someone has come!
What Cookie could be wandering here
Listening to me talk to my friend?
And they have a lantern!
Retires
Enter Pure Vanilla and Golden Cheese, with a lantern
Pure Vanilla
Before you go, the lantern.
No matter what you hear don’t come
To check up on me
I’m putting myself through this,
To see her one last time;
If you dare disrupt me ill rip those wings from you back
Golden Cheese
Okay, Okay ill give you privacy,
You're very scary when mad, Pure Vanilla.
Pure Vanilla
I’m so grateful for our friendship and always will be.
And whatever happens to me next, stay safe and strong
Farewell, Golden Cheese
Golden Cheese
[Aside] Holy switch up Pure Vanilla
Retires
Pure Vanilla
The open doors of the oven,
Glad that she returned to them,
Should they open themselves to me,
And consume me forever!
Opens the coffin
Dark Cacao
Pure Vanilla’s here too!
He must be going through so much,
We have to support each other through tragedy;
But I feel like he might do something he'll regret
Comes forward
Stop what you’re doing, Pure Vanilla!
How can Earthbread bear the loss of two soul jam bearers?
And it dishonors White Lily’s memory to give up now
Come with me or I’ll have to alert the Faeries
Pure Vanilla
No I have to do this
Dark Cacao, don’t challenge me right now
You can still leave and never think of me again;
Let them find out afterwards. I beg of you, my friend
Leave if you respect and care for my wishes,
I do not want for you the same as myself;
I would end my life but can’t ruin your’s
You have a son to take care of. (yes im evil)
Go back, sleep, and when the Faeries ask say
That you had nothing to do with this fateful day.
Dark Cacao
I will not let the kingdoms be hurt for your weakness
I can only hope that if you live now you’ll forgive me.
Pure Vanilla
Will you betray me like this?
With our friendship gone I have nothing left to lose.
They fight
Hollyberry
Yeah I ain’t going anywhere near that I already had to fight a dragon,
I will just alert the faeries and watchmen.
Exit
Dark Cacao
I feel myself crumbling
Dies
Pure Vanilla
I can’t believe everything is ending this way
I feel like everything is slipping away
Laying Dark Cacao in the grass
It seems that when Cookies die
They are soggy and destroyed
But how can I call this destruction? (BSC MENTIONED) (ts wild dawg)
Although you’re dead
You look freshly baked
Your soul jam still shines
I could still tell myself that you’re only sleeping
And Dark Cacao, my dear friend, what I’ve done to you
Beside her you look so much weaker
I can’t lie to myself about how cold your dough feels
Forgive me, Dark Cacao! Oh, White Lily,
Why don’t you look crumbled?
I must look worse than you!
It doesn’t matter now that it’s over
But if you were harder to look at
I might be more willing to die
Here's to my love!
Drinks
She was right, my strength is fading
I’ve finally found truth within myself.
Dies
Enter, Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
I have to be really quick!
Oh, who’s there?
Golden Cheese
It’s I the Golden Sovereign
Elder Faerie
Oh, thank the Witches
Is that a light I see from near the glass coffin?
Golden Cheese
Yes by Pure Vanilla.
Elder Faerie
How long has he been there?
Golden Cheese
Like 30 minutes, I’m worried for him.
Elder Faerie
Okay, come with me
Golden Cheese
I don’t think I should
I fought with White Lily before she died
And I don’t think she’d want me there
Also Pure Vanilla threatened to rip of my wings
Elder Faerie
Ok, guess I have to go alone
Advances
Who shed this strawberry jam across the floor?
It wasn’t here before
Who would dare disrupt the peace?
Enters the tomb
Pure Vanilla! Oh, Witches! Who else? Dark Cacao too?
So dead! I really messed up
White Lily wakes
White Lily Cookie
Elder Faerie, where is Pure Vanilla?
I did what I was supposed to do
Where is he?
Noise within
Elder Faerie
We can’t stay here but,
You have to know that a greater power has cursed us:
Pure Vanilla is dead
And Dark Cacao too. I’ll bring you to a safe place-
Maybe an empty place in the Faerie Kingdom
If we don’t leave you might be in trouble
Noise again
Let’s get out, White Lily
White Lily
You can leave, I’ll stay a little
Exit Elder Faerie
He has drunk a potion, I see
I’m no stranger to reviving the dead
What poison has been used
And how recent? Couldn’t have been that long
Could my life powder work?
Searches hand
Warmth is dissipating from his dough, but the pulse is dead it’s no use
[Within] Where do we go?
They’re coming, then? This won’t take long
Picks up her staff
Find your freedom
Stabs herself
In the depths of my heart
Falls on Pure Vanilla’s body, and dies
Enter Watch, with Hollyberry
Hollyberry
Dang they dead
First Watchman
How tragic! There’s Dark Cacao gone
And White Lily still bleeding, and newly dead,
Both stuffed in the same coffin
Go, get the others
They need to know of the dead
Enter Shadow Milk and Watchmen
Shadow Milk
Did this performance start so early?
What has Silly Vanilly been up to?
Re-Enter Elder Faerie, and others
Elder Faerie
So much jam all over the grass
Shadow Milk
Yes, what an awful sight
Second Watchman
Dark Cacao died in the tomb
Pure Vanilla as well; and White Lily, who died originally
But is the warmest of all of them
Shadow Milk
Oh well, it looks like the soul jams are still glowing
Elder Faerie
Perhaps to find new hosts in the descendants
left behind of the three who have fallen
Hollyberry
Don't worry Golden Cheese
We will take care of the kingdoms till the time has come
for new soul jam bearers
Golden Cheese
Of course we will
(Inaudible yapping)
SHADOW MILK (4th wall break as the others talk in the distance)
And so the curtains draw across Earthbread
What will happen now to the denizens of their Kingdoms?
Oh, I dunno! It’s sad what happened to Pure Vanilla and White Lily though…maybe things are different in another timeline! Anyways, their story’s over, time for MINE as the STAR OF THE SHOW HAS ARRIVED-
(cut off by Blapphire and Candy Apple holding the puppets)
Black Sapphire: This is why you asked Master Shadow Milk for his puppets?
Candy Apple: Shut up Black Sapphire you wouldn’t understand art
(in the distance)
Shadow Milk (fourth wall break)
Kids amirite
(credits roll the end)
ACT V
SCENE I. The Vanilla Kingdom, PV’s Pavillion thingy
Enter Pure Vanilla Cookie
Pure Vanilla:
If I believe what my dreams say,
There is some happy news waiting for me!
My heart feels much lighter;
I’ve felt a new energy
I dreamt White Lily came and found me crumbled--
But then she used her life powder
So that I came back to her.
(Enter Golden Cheese, booted)
News from Crispia!--How are you, Golden Cheese?
Do you bring me letters from the others
How is White Lily?
If she’s okay, then everything is!
Golden Cheese:
She is not well, and not ill.
Her body rests in Beast-Yeast in a place beyond the fog,
And her soul is with the Witches who baked her.
I heard of her fate from the migrating Cheesebirds
And knew I had to tell you first.
I’m so sorry to have brought you these news,
But I knew you should have been first to know.
Pure Vanilla: Is that true? Then I defy the Witches,
make way for me to go to her!
Golden Cheese: Pure Vanilla, calm down
This is too much for you, I can see
You might do something you’ll regret.
Pure Vanilla: Your eyes deceive you, I’m fine
Leave now and let me go to her
Was it not written to me about this?
Golden Cheese: Not that I know
Pure Vanilla: It doesn’t matter now
Please leave me alone, and
Get an airship for me to go
(exit GOLDEN CHEESE, reluctantly)
White Lily, I’ll lie with you tonight
But let me find out how to do it
I remember Dark Enchantress
Who shelters close around the Vanilla Kingdom
She works to regain strength,
I’m sure she’ll give me what I need…,
Dark Enchantress!
Dark Enchantress: Who’s there?
Pure Vanilla: I see that you are still weak
I’ll give you anything
Just give me a potion
That leaves the Cookie who drinks it dead.
Dark Enchantress: I have just the potion;
But I won't just give it to you because of your dumb laws.
Pure Vanilla Cookie
I make the laws though,
What stops you from breaking them under my watch?
Dark Enchantress
I want to, but if your council becomes aware
I might as well be dead too.
Pure Vanilla
They won’t
Dark Enchantress
Kay just drink this then.
Pure Vanilla
Goodbye,
I will take this blessed potion
To White Lily’s coffin, where it will be used
Exeunt
SCENE II. Elder Faerie’s cell.
Enter Unnamed Huntress (Hollyberry)
Unnamed Huntress
Hey, Elder Faerie! I’m here
Enter Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
This should be the voice of the Unnamed Huntress.
Welcome from the Vanilla Kingdom: what did Pure Vanilla say?
Or if he wrote back, then I’d like to see that.
Unnamed Huntress
I was going to find Pure Vanilla
But on my way to the Vanilla Kingdom
A dragon attacked at the Hollyberry kingdom
So I was forced to stay there and defeat it
Elder Faerie
So…who delivered my letter?
Unnamed Huntress
Here I still have it,
No messenger would come
Cause they were scared of the dragon (the dragon that is my spouse)
Elder Faerie
That is REALLY bad
It was very important
And if he hasn’t read it
I’m scared for him and White Lily.
Go now, I must find Pure Vanilla myself.
Exit
SCENE III. By the Silver Tree, Nighttime
Enter Dark Cacao Cookie, and Hollyberry Cookie bearing flowers and a lantern
Dark Cacao Cookie
Give me the lantern,
But put it out so I won’t be
And listen for Cookies who might be here
And be quiet with the grave-digging.
But if you still hear a sound,
Alert me they’re coming
And I would like the flowers. Now go
Hollyberry
[Aside] The kingdom is unnerving at night
But I’ll stay here for my friends!
Retires
Dark Cacao
I’ve left lilies here for you,
You’re so newly gone but there’s already spores and moss
We’ll come to clean it every night
I feel like I’ll come to mourn you
Every night forever
Hollyberry whistles
She’s saying someone has come!
What Cookie could be wandering here
Listening to me talk to my friend?
And they have a lantern!
Retires
Enter Pure Vanilla and Golden Cheese, with a lantern
Pure Vanilla
Before you go, the lantern.
No matter what you hear don’t come
To check up on me
I’m putting myself through this,
To see her one last time;
If you dare disrupt me ill rip those wings from you back
Golden Cheese
Okay, Okay ill give you privacy,
You're very scary when mad, Pure Vanilla.
Pure Vanilla
I’m so grateful for our friendship and always will be.
And whatever happens to me next, stay safe and strong
Farewell, Golden Cheese
Golden Cheese
[Aside] Holy switch up Pure Vanilla
Retires
Pure Vanilla
The open doors of the oven,
Glad that she returned to them,
Should they open themselves to me,
And consume me forever!
Opens the coffin
Dark Cacao
Pure Vanilla’s here too!
He must be going through so much,
We have to support each other through tragedy;
But I feel like he might do something he'll regret
Comes forward
Stop what you’re doing, Pure Vanilla!
How can Earthbread bear the loss of two soul jam bearers?
And it dishonors White Lily’s memory to give up now
Come with me or I’ll have to alert the Faeries
Pure Vanilla
No I have to do this
Dark Cacao, don’t challenge me right now
You can still leave and never think of me again;
Let them find out afterwards. I beg of you, my friend
Leave if you respect and care for my wishes,
I do not want for you the same as myself;
I would end my life but can’t ruin your’s
You have a son to take care of. (yes im evil)
Go back, sleep, and when the Faeries ask say
That you had nothing to do with this fateful day.
Dark Cacao
I will not let the kingdoms be hurt for your weakness
I can only hope that if you live now you’ll forgive me.
Pure Vanilla
Will you betray me like this?
With our friendship gone I have nothing left to lose.
They fight
Hollyberry
Yeah I ain’t going anywhere near that I already had to fight a dragon,
I will just alert the faeries and watchmen.
Exit
Dark Cacao
I feel myself crumbling
Dies
Pure Vanilla
I can’t believe everything is ending this way
I feel like everything is slipping away
Laying Dark Cacao in the grass
It seems that when Cookies die
They are soggy and destroyed
But how can I call this destruction? (BSC MENTIONED) (ts wild dawg)
Although you’re dead
You look freshly baked
Your soul jam still shines
I could still tell myself that you’re only sleeping
And Dark Cacao, my dear friend, what I’ve done to you
Beside her you look so much weaker
I can’t lie to myself about how cold your dough feels
Forgive me, Dark Cacao! Oh, White Lily,
Why don’t you look crumbled?
I must look worse than you!
It doesn’t matter now that it’s over
But if you were harder to look at
I might be more willing to die
Here's to my love!
Drinks
She was right, my strength is fading
I’ve finally found truth within myself.
Dies
Enter, Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
I have to be really quick!
Oh, who’s there?
Golden Cheese
It’s I the Golden Sovereign
Elder Faerie
Oh, thank the Witches
Is that a light I see from near the glass coffin?
Golden Cheese
Yes by Pure Vanilla.
Elder Faerie
How long has he been there?
Golden Cheese
Like 30 minutes, I’m worried for him.
Elder Faerie
Okay, come with me
Golden Cheese
I don’t think I should
I fought with White Lily before she died
And I don’t think she’d want me there
Also Pure Vanilla threatened to rip of my wings
Elder Faerie
Ok, guess I have to go alone
Advances
Who shed this strawberry jam across the floor?
It wasn’t here before
Who would dare disrupt the peace?
Enters the tomb
Pure Vanilla! Oh, Witches! Who else? Dark Cacao too?
So dead! I really messed up
White Lily wakes
White Lily Cookie
Elder Faerie, where is Pure Vanilla?
I did what I was supposed to do
Where is he?
Noise within
Elder Faerie
We can’t stay here but,
You have to know that a greater power has cursed us:
Pure Vanilla is dead
And Dark Cacao too. I’ll bring you to a safe place-
Maybe an empty place in the Faerie Kingdom
If we don’t leave you might be in trouble
Noise again
Let’s get out, White Lily
White Lily
You can leave, I’ll stay a little
Exit Elder Faerie
He has drunk a potion, I see
I’m no stranger to reviving the dead
What poison has been used
And how recent? Couldn’t have been that long
Could my life powder work?
Searches hand
Warmth is dissipating from his dough, but the pulse is dead it’s no use
[Within] Where do we go?
They’re coming, then? This won’t take long
Picks up her staff
Find your freedom
Stabs herself
In the depths of my heart
Falls on Pure Vanilla’s body, and dies
Enter Watch, with Hollyberry
Hollyberry
Dang they dead
First Watchman
How tragic! There’s Dark Cacao gone
And White Lily still bleeding, and newly dead,
Both stuffed in the same coffin
Go, get the others
They need to know of the dead
Enter Shadow Milk and Watchmen
Shadow Milk
Did this performance start so early?
What has Silly Vanilly been up to?
Re-Enter Elder Faerie, and others
Elder Faerie
So much jam all over the grass
Shadow Milk
Yes, what an awful sight
Second Watchman
Dark Cacao died in the tomb
Pure Vanilla as well; and White Lily, who died originally
But is the warmest of all of them
Shadow Milk
Oh well, it looks like the soul jams are still glowing
Elder Faerie
Perhaps to find new hosts in the descendants
left behind of the three who have fallen
Hollyberry
Don't worry Golden Cheese
We will take care of the kingdoms till the time has come
for new soul jam bearers
Golden Cheese
Of course we will
(Inaudible yapping)
SHADOW MILK (4th wall break as the others talk in the distance)
And so the curtains draw across Earthbread
What will happen now to the denizens of their Kingdoms?
Oh, I dunno! It’s sad what happened to Pure Vanilla and White Lily though…maybe things are different in another timeline! Anyways, their story’s over, time for MINE as the STAR OF THE SHOW HAS ARRIVED-
(cut off by Blapphire and Candy Apple holding the puppets)
Black Sapphire: This is why you asked Master Shadow Milk for his puppets?
Candy Apple: Shut up Black Sapphire you wouldn’t understand art
i know at least two people who have to undownload the app cause it keeps crashing. and that makes me sad. but I think mashallah I can just ask for a new phone cause this one's an old model if things get worse
in the meantime I'll figure out the story and talk with everyone about it. I don't really mind spoilers as long as they aren't about someone's death
:D we did it @ishipalotofcrap twin I didn't think we could but it worked out. I'm so glad we got to do this together and it was 10x more fun than it would've been than with anyone else
so yeah I can't share the actual thingie cause it has my name and voice and everything but here's the finalized script beneath cut
ACT V
SCENE I. The Vanilla Kingdom, PV’s Pavillion thingy
Enter Pure Vanilla Cookie
Pure Vanilla:
If I believe what my dreams say,
There is some happy news waiting for me!
My heart feels much lighter;
I’ve felt a new energy
I dreamt White Lily came and found me crumbled--
But then she used her life powder
So that I came back to her.
(Enter Golden Cheese, booted)
News from Crispia!--How are you, Golden Cheese?
Do you bring me letters from the others
How is White Lily?
If she’s okay, then everything is!
Golden Cheese:
She is not well, and not ill.
Her body rests in Beast-Yeast in a place beyond the fog,
And her soul is with the Witches who baked her.
I heard of her fate from the migrating Cheesebirds
And knew I had to tell you first.
I’m so sorry to have brought you these news,
But I knew you should have been first to know.
Pure Vanilla: Is that true? Then I defy the Witches,
make way for me to go to her!
Golden Cheese: Pure Vanilla, calm down
This is too much for you, I can see
You might do something you’ll regret.
Pure Vanilla: Your eyes deceive you, I’m fine
Leave now and let me go to her
Was it not written to me about this?
Golden Cheese: Not that I know
Pure Vanilla: It doesn’t matter now
Please leave me alone, and
Get an airship for me to go
(exit GOLDEN CHEESE, reluctantly)
White Lily, I’ll lie with you tonight
But let me find out how to do it
I remember Dark Enchantress
Who shelters close around the Vanilla Kingdom
She works to regain strength,
I’m sure she’ll give me what I need…,
Dark Enchantress!
Dark Enchantress: Who’s there?
Pure Vanilla: I see that you are still weak
I’ll give you anything
Just give me a potion
That leaves the Cookie who drinks it dead.
Dark Enchantress: I have just the potion;
But I won't just give it to you because of your dumb laws.
Pure Vanilla Cookie
I make the laws though,
What stops you from breaking them under my watch?
Dark Enchantress
I want to, but if your council becomes aware
I might as well be dead too.
Pure Vanilla
They won’t
Dark Enchantress
Kay just drink this then.
Pure Vanilla
Goodbye,
I will take this blessed potion
To White Lily’s coffin, where it will be used
Exeunt
SCENE II. Elder Faerie’s cell.
Enter Unnamed Huntress (Hollyberry)
Unnamed Huntress
Hey, Elder Faerie! I’m here
Enter Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
This should be the voice of the Unnamed Huntress.
Welcome from the Vanilla Kingdom: what did Pure Vanilla say?
Or if he wrote back, then I’d like to see that.
Unnamed Huntress
I was going to find Pure Vanilla
But on my way to the Vanilla Kingdom
A dragon attacked at the Hollyberry kingdom
So I was forced to stay there and defeat it
Elder Faerie
So…who delivered my letter?
Unnamed Huntress
Here I still have it,
No messenger would come
Cause they were scared of the dragon (the dragon that is my spouse)
Elder Faerie
That is REALLY bad
It was very important
And if he hasn’t read it
I’m scared for him and White Lily.
Go now, I must find Pure Vanilla myself.
Exit
SCENE III. By the Silver Tree, Nighttime
Enter Dark Cacao Cookie, and Hollyberry Cookie bearing flowers and a lantern
Dark Cacao Cookie
Give me the lantern,
But put it out so I won’t be
And listen for Cookies who might be here
And be quiet with the grave-digging.
But if you still hear a sound,
Alert me they’re coming
And I would like the flowers. Now go
Hollyberry
[Aside] The kingdom is unnerving at night
But I’ll stay here for my friends!
Retires
Dark Cacao
I’ve left lilies here for you,
You’re so newly gone but there’s already spores and moss
We’ll come to clean it every night
I feel like I’ll come to mourn you
Every night forever
Hollyberry whistles
She’s saying someone has come!
What Cookie could be wandering here
Listening to me talk to my friend?
And they have a lantern!
Retires
Enter Pure Vanilla and Golden Cheese, with a lantern
Pure Vanilla
Before you go, the lantern.
No matter what you hear don’t come
To check up on me
I’m putting myself through this,
To see her one last time;
If you dare disrupt me ill rip those wings from you back
Golden Cheese
Okay, Okay ill give you privacy,
You're very scary when mad, Pure Vanilla.
Pure Vanilla
I’m so grateful for our friendship and always will be.
And whatever happens to me next, stay safe and strong
Farewell, Golden Cheese
Golden Cheese
[Aside] Holy switch up Pure Vanilla
Retires
Pure Vanilla
The open doors of the oven,
Glad that she returned to them,
Should they open themselves to me,
And consume me forever!
Opens the coffin
Dark Cacao
Pure Vanilla’s here too!
He must be going through so much,
We have to support each other through tragedy;
But I feel like he might do something he'll regret
Comes forward
Stop what you’re doing, Pure Vanilla!
How can Earthbread bear the loss of two soul jam bearers?
And it dishonors White Lily’s memory to give up now
Come with me or I’ll have to alert the Faeries
Pure Vanilla
No I have to do this
Dark Cacao, don’t challenge me right now
You can still leave and never think of me again;
Let them find out afterwards. I beg of you, my friend
Leave if you respect and care for my wishes,
I do not want for you the same as myself;
I would end my life but can’t ruin your’s
You have a son to take care of. (yes im evil)
Go back, sleep, and when the Faeries ask say
That you had nothing to do with this fateful day.
Dark Cacao
I will not let the kingdoms be hurt for your weakness
I can only hope that if you live now you’ll forgive me.
Pure Vanilla
Will you betray me like this?
With our friendship gone I have nothing left to lose.
They fight
Hollyberry
Yeah I ain’t going anywhere near that I already had to fight a dragon,
I will just alert the faeries and watchmen.
Exit
Dark Cacao
I feel myself crumbling
Dies
Pure Vanilla
I can’t believe everything is ending this way
I feel like everything is slipping away
Laying Dark Cacao in the grass
It seems that when Cookies die
They are soggy and destroyed
But how can I call this destruction? (BSC MENTIONED) (ts wild dawg)
Although you’re dead
You look freshly baked
Your soul jam still shines
I could still tell myself that you’re only sleeping
And Dark Cacao, my dear friend, what I’ve done to you
Beside her you look so much weaker
I can’t lie to myself about how cold your dough feels
Forgive me, Dark Cacao! Oh, White Lily,
Why don’t you look crumbled?
I must look worse than you!
It doesn’t matter now that it’s over
But if you were harder to look at
I might be more willing to die
Here's to my love!
Drinks
She was right, my strength is fading
I’ve finally found truth within myself.
Dies
Enter, Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
I have to be really quick!
Oh, who’s there?
Golden Cheese
It’s I the Golden Sovereign
Elder Faerie
Oh, thank the Witches
Is that a light I see from near the glass coffin?
Golden Cheese
Yes by Pure Vanilla.
Elder Faerie
How long has he been there?
Golden Cheese
Like 30 minutes, I’m worried for him.
Elder Faerie
Okay, come with me
Golden Cheese
I don’t think I should
I fought with White Lily before she died
And I don’t think she’d want me there
Also Pure Vanilla threatened to rip of my wings
Elder Faerie
Ok, guess I have to go alone
Advances
Who shed this strawberry jam across the floor?
It wasn’t here before
Who would dare disrupt the peace?
Enters the tomb
Pure Vanilla! Oh, Witches! Who else? Dark Cacao too?
So dead! I really messed up
White Lily wakes
White Lily Cookie
Elder Faerie, where is Pure Vanilla?
I did what I was supposed to do
Where is he?
Noise within
Elder Faerie
We can’t stay here but,
You have to know that a greater power has cursed us:
Pure Vanilla is dead
And Dark Cacao too. I’ll bring you to a safe place-
Maybe an empty place in the Faerie Kingdom
If we don’t leave you might be in trouble
Noise again
Let’s get out, White Lily
White Lily
You can leave, I’ll stay a little
Exit Elder Faerie
He has drunk a potion, I see
I’m no stranger to reviving the dead
What poison has been used
And how recent? Couldn’t have been that long
Could my life powder work?
Searches hand
Warmth is dissipating from his dough, but the pulse is dead it’s no use
[Within] Where do we go?
They’re coming, then? This won’t take long
Picks up her staff
Find your freedom
Stabs herself
In the depths of my heart
Falls on Pure Vanilla’s body, and dies
Enter Watch, with Hollyberry
Hollyberry
Dang they dead
First Watchman
How tragic! There’s Dark Cacao gone
And White Lily still bleeding, and newly dead,
Both stuffed in the same coffin
Go, get the others
They need to know of the dead
Enter Shadow Milk and Watchmen
Shadow Milk
Did this performance start so early?
What has Silly Vanilly been up to?
Re-Enter Elder Faerie, and others
Elder Faerie
So much jam all over the grass
Shadow Milk
Yes, what an awful sight
Second Watchman
Dark Cacao died in the tomb
Pure Vanilla as well; and White Lily, who died originally
But is the warmest of all of them
Shadow Milk
Oh well, it looks like the soul jams are still glowing
Elder Faerie
Perhaps to find new hosts in the descendants
left behind of the three who have fallen
Hollyberry
Don't worry Golden Cheese
We will take care of the kingdoms till the time has come
for new soul jam bearers
Golden Cheese
Of course we will
(Inaudible yapping)
SHADOW MILK (4th wall break as the others talk in the distance)
And so the curtains draw across Earthbread
What will happen now to the denizens of their Kingdoms?
Oh, I dunno! It’s sad what happened to Pure Vanilla and White Lily though…maybe things are different in another timeline! Anyways, their story’s over, time for MINE as the STAR OF THE SHOW HAS ARRIVED-
(cut off by Blapphire and Candy Apple holding the puppets)
Black Sapphire: This is why you asked Master Shadow Milk for his puppets?
Candy Apple: Shut up Black Sapphire you wouldn’t understand art
(in the distance)
Shadow Milk (fourth wall break)
Kids amirite
(credits roll the end)
ACT V
SCENE I. The Vanilla Kingdom, PV’s Pavillion thingy
Enter Pure Vanilla Cookie
Pure Vanilla:
If I believe what my dreams say,
There is some happy news waiting for me!
My heart feels much lighter;
I’ve felt a new energy
I dreamt White Lily came and found me crumbled--
But then she used her life powder
So that I came back to her.
(Enter Golden Cheese, booted)
News from Crispia!--How are you, Golden Cheese?
Do you bring me letters from the others
How is White Lily?
If she’s okay, then everything is!
Golden Cheese:
She is not well, and not ill.
Her body rests in Beast-Yeast in a place beyond the fog,
And her soul is with the Witches who baked her.
I heard of her fate from the migrating Cheesebirds
And knew I had to tell you first.
I’m so sorry to have brought you these news,
But I knew you should have been first to know.
Pure Vanilla: Is that true? Then I defy the Witches,
make way for me to go to her!
Golden Cheese: Pure Vanilla, calm down
This is too much for you, I can see
You might do something you’ll regret.
Pure Vanilla: Your eyes deceive you, I’m fine
Leave now and let me go to her
Was it not written to me about this?
Golden Cheese: Not that I know
Pure Vanilla: It doesn’t matter now
Please leave me alone, and
Get an airship for me to go
(exit GOLDEN CHEESE, reluctantly)
White Lily, I’ll lie with you tonight
But let me find out how to do it
I remember Dark Enchantress
Who shelters close around the Vanilla Kingdom
She works to regain strength,
I’m sure she’ll give me what I need…,
Dark Enchantress!
Dark Enchantress: Who’s there?
Pure Vanilla: I see that you are still weak
I’ll give you anything
Just give me a potion
That leaves the Cookie who drinks it dead.
Dark Enchantress: I have just the potion;
But I won't just give it to you because of your dumb laws.
Pure Vanilla Cookie
I make the laws though,
What stops you from breaking them under my watch?
Dark Enchantress
I want to, but if your council becomes aware
I might as well be dead too.
Pure Vanilla
They won’t
Dark Enchantress
Kay just drink this then.
Pure Vanilla
Goodbye,
I will take this blessed potion
To White Lily’s coffin, where it will be used
Exeunt
SCENE II. Elder Faerie’s cell.
Enter Unnamed Huntress (Hollyberry)
Unnamed Huntress
Hey, Elder Faerie! I’m here
Enter Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
This should be the voice of the Unnamed Huntress.
Welcome from the Vanilla Kingdom: what did Pure Vanilla say?
Or if he wrote back, then I’d like to see that.
Unnamed Huntress
I was going to find Pure Vanilla
But on my way to the Vanilla Kingdom
A dragon attacked at the Hollyberry kingdom
So I was forced to stay there and defeat it
Elder Faerie
So…who delivered my letter?
Unnamed Huntress
Here I still have it,
No messenger would come
Cause they were scared of the dragon (the dragon that is my spouse)
Elder Faerie
That is REALLY bad
It was very important
And if he hasn’t read it
I’m scared for him and White Lily.
Go now, I must find Pure Vanilla myself.
Exit
SCENE III. By the Silver Tree, Nighttime
Enter Dark Cacao Cookie, and Hollyberry Cookie bearing flowers and a lantern
Dark Cacao Cookie
Give me the lantern,
But put it out so I won’t be
And listen for Cookies who might be here
And be quiet with the grave-digging.
But if you still hear a sound,
Alert me they’re coming
And I would like the flowers. Now go
Hollyberry
[Aside] The kingdom is unnerving at night
But I’ll stay here for my friends!
Retires
Dark Cacao
I’ve left lilies here for you,
You’re so newly gone but there’s already spores and moss
We’ll come to clean it every night
I feel like I’ll come to mourn you
Every night forever
Hollyberry whistles
She’s saying someone has come!
What Cookie could be wandering here
Listening to me talk to my friend?
And they have a lantern!
Retires
Enter Pure Vanilla and Golden Cheese, with a lantern
Pure Vanilla
Before you go, the lantern.
No matter what you hear don’t come
To check up on me
I’m putting myself through this,
To see her one last time;
If you dare disrupt me ill rip those wings from you back
Golden Cheese
Okay, Okay ill give you privacy,
You're very scary when mad, Pure Vanilla.
Pure Vanilla
I’m so grateful for our friendship and always will be.
And whatever happens to me next, stay safe and strong
Farewell, Golden Cheese
Golden Cheese
[Aside] Holy switch up Pure Vanilla
Retires
Pure Vanilla
The open doors of the oven,
Glad that she returned to them,
Should they open themselves to me,
And consume me forever!
Opens the coffin
Dark Cacao
Pure Vanilla’s here too!
He must be going through so much,
We have to support each other through tragedy;
But I feel like he might do something he'll regret
Comes forward
Stop what you’re doing, Pure Vanilla!
How can Earthbread bear the loss of two soul jam bearers?
And it dishonors White Lily’s memory to give up now
Come with me or I’ll have to alert the Faeries
Pure Vanilla
No I have to do this
Dark Cacao, don’t challenge me right now
You can still leave and never think of me again;
Let them find out afterwards. I beg of you, my friend
Leave if you respect and care for my wishes,
I do not want for you the same as myself;
I would end my life but can’t ruin your’s
You have a son to take care of. (yes im evil)
Go back, sleep, and when the Faeries ask say
That you had nothing to do with this fateful day.
Dark Cacao
I will not let the kingdoms be hurt for your weakness
I can only hope that if you live now you’ll forgive me.
Pure Vanilla
Will you betray me like this?
With our friendship gone I have nothing left to lose.
They fight
Hollyberry
Yeah I ain’t going anywhere near that I already had to fight a dragon,
I will just alert the faeries and watchmen.
Exit
Dark Cacao
I feel myself crumbling
Dies
Pure Vanilla
I can’t believe everything is ending this way
I feel like everything is slipping away
Laying Dark Cacao in the grass
It seems that when Cookies die
They are soggy and destroyed
But how can I call this destruction? (BSC MENTIONED) (ts wild dawg)
Although you’re dead
You look freshly baked
Your soul jam still shines
I could still tell myself that you’re only sleeping
And Dark Cacao, my dear friend, what I’ve done to you
Beside her you look so much weaker
I can’t lie to myself about how cold your dough feels
Forgive me, Dark Cacao! Oh, White Lily,
Why don’t you look crumbled?
I must look worse than you!
It doesn’t matter now that it’s over
But if you were harder to look at
I might be more willing to die
Here's to my love!
Drinks
She was right, my strength is fading
I’ve finally found truth within myself.
Dies
Enter, Elder Faerie
Elder Faerie
I have to be really quick!
Oh, who’s there?
Golden Cheese
It’s I the Golden Sovereign
Elder Faerie
Oh, thank the Witches
Is that a light I see from near the glass coffin?
Golden Cheese
Yes by Pure Vanilla.
Elder Faerie
How long has he been there?
Golden Cheese
Like 30 minutes, I’m worried for him.
Elder Faerie
Okay, come with me
Golden Cheese
I don’t think I should
I fought with White Lily before she died
And I don’t think she’d want me there
Also Pure Vanilla threatened to rip of my wings
Elder Faerie
Ok, guess I have to go alone
Advances
Who shed this strawberry jam across the floor?
It wasn’t here before
Who would dare disrupt the peace?
Enters the tomb
Pure Vanilla! Oh, Witches! Who else? Dark Cacao too?
So dead! I really messed up
White Lily wakes
White Lily Cookie
Elder Faerie, where is Pure Vanilla?
I did what I was supposed to do
Where is he?
Noise within
Elder Faerie
We can’t stay here but,
You have to know that a greater power has cursed us:
Pure Vanilla is dead
And Dark Cacao too. I’ll bring you to a safe place-
Maybe an empty place in the Faerie Kingdom
If we don’t leave you might be in trouble
Noise again
Let’s get out, White Lily
White Lily
You can leave, I’ll stay a little
Exit Elder Faerie
He has drunk a potion, I see
I’m no stranger to reviving the dead
What poison has been used
And how recent? Couldn’t have been that long
Could my life powder work?
Searches hand
Warmth is dissipating from his dough, but the pulse is dead it’s no use
[Within] Where do we go?
They’re coming, then? This won’t take long
Picks up her staff
Find your freedom
Stabs herself
In the depths of my heart
Falls on Pure Vanilla’s body, and dies
Enter Watch, with Hollyberry
Hollyberry
Dang they dead
First Watchman
How tragic! There’s Dark Cacao gone
And White Lily still bleeding, and newly dead,
Both stuffed in the same coffin
Go, get the others
They need to know of the dead
Enter Shadow Milk and Watchmen
Shadow Milk
Did this performance start so early?
What has Silly Vanilly been up to?
Re-Enter Elder Faerie, and others
Elder Faerie
So much jam all over the grass
Shadow Milk
Yes, what an awful sight
Second Watchman
Dark Cacao died in the tomb
Pure Vanilla as well; and White Lily, who died originally
But is the warmest of all of them
Shadow Milk
Oh well, it looks like the soul jams are still glowing
Elder Faerie
Perhaps to find new hosts in the descendants
left behind of the three who have fallen
Hollyberry
Don't worry Golden Cheese
We will take care of the kingdoms till the time has come
for new soul jam bearers
Golden Cheese
Of course we will
(Inaudible yapping)
SHADOW MILK (4th wall break as the others talk in the distance)
And so the curtains draw across Earthbread
What will happen now to the denizens of their Kingdoms?
Oh, I dunno! It’s sad what happened to Pure Vanilla and White Lily though…maybe things are different in another timeline! Anyways, their story’s over, time for MINE as the STAR OF THE SHOW HAS ARRIVED-
(cut off by Blapphire and Candy Apple holding the puppets)
Black Sapphire: This is why you asked Master Shadow Milk for his puppets?
Candy Apple: Shut up Black Sapphire you wouldn’t understand art
EEEE I JUST FOUND OUT YOU’RE READING WILDERLORE? AHHHH HOW ARE YOU LIKING IT!
(Sorry for all caps because I AM SO SURPRISED RAHHH)
omg !!!! Yeah I read the first one like. Ages ago. And then after I got the sequel I sort of stopped following updates. But I’ll get the third one next time
The worldbuilding is insanely cool and I loved all the beasts and the setting and everything
I don’t feel very attached to the characters but they’re not bad. I guess Viola’s my fave and uh. The scary lady who (looked it up her name is Runa)
Yeah
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