Le Frog officiel

OH HOUGH HOUGH!!! It's me, Le Frog! If you are oficier, I am not 'ere. If you are Prime Defendier, then ello! ~JRWI RP BLOG~

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Don't tell ze prime defendiers! Hon hon hon! Zey don't know what I'm up too >:)

Location: New Haven Bank

OOC UNDER CUT!

Hey hello haiii! I'm the person who runs the blog.

!!!! I do not actually know any French! The French you read from asks is from my phones internal translator and my brothers 3 years of Frecnch class. If I make any grammar mistakes, I'm very sorry! please do not hesitate to correct me! !!!!

I go by they/them pronouns!

Hope you enjoy your time!

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

father today I bumped into someone and they hissed at me so I think i've successfully made my frog skin poisonous !!!!

or that's just how people are in NY....

father is being poisonous a crime or am I safe because the cops don't mind the le frog family doing crime

eh, it is how you say, so-so. ze cops only are hokay with your crimes if you can get away, hon hon hon!

and on ze poisonous thing, congratulations! i think.

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

did someone steal my beautiful child's gaming set up, non?

did someone dare steal from ze le frog household? mess with my children?

[whisperingdeadwoods]

Yes!! Yuppers!!!!!

Yup! He he

No... yes sirrrr

Lalalala Giggel!!

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

what ze fuck are zese. what ave you done with zeir things. are you friends of william?

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

did someone steal my beautiful child's gaming set up, non?

did someone dare steal from ze le frog household? mess with my children?

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Are you chopped or aura

le frog never chopped. le frog only aura. hon hon hon

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Le frog can you adopt me

enough people think I'm somehow related to you since I'm technically part frog due to The Backstory™ so I might as well ask

it depends, i have a list of some requirements for my children,,,

1. you ave to hate me or love me completely. no in betweens.

2. You ave to be a frog (i see you are of zat one)

3. You ave to be slightly Villainous. All of my children are Evil. Un petite.

We will talk of your adoption soon, my friend! hon hon hon! Not to worry, worse case you maybe become part of my Great Frog Army!

[frogfriog]

ooo alrighty

1. hhmmmm I don't think I could hate you so I'll choose option 2

2. hell yeah

3. I'm from Florida so I think that already counts towards my villainy

please accept my resume I am 0.3% French and am working on finding the right bugs to make me poisonous

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

you are hired! Er- adopted! Oui! hon hon hon.

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Le frog can you adopt me

enough people think I'm somehow related to you since I'm technically part frog due to The Backstory™ so I might as well ask

it depends, i have a list of some requirements for my children,,,

1. you ave to hate me or love me completely. no in betweens.

2. You ave to be a frog (i see you are of zat one)

3. You ave to be slightly Villainous. All of my children are Evil. Un petite.

We will talk of your adoption soon, my friend! hon hon hon! Not to worry, worse case you maybe become part of my Great Frog Army!

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

I don't think this is a healthy family relationship

Ehm, to be fair, I am divorced, my best friend iz a alcoholic frog.. so.. You know, hon hon hon

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Why dose your kid hate you

ehh, well, probably because I am a supervillain, hon hon hon. But I am sure my children love me! Somewhere, you know, deep down. Deep, deep, deep down.

[vigilant-lizardz]

Shut up

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

See! Zey respond to me! Zey love me, hon hon hon.

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Why dose your kid hate you

ehh, well, probably because I am a supervillain, hon hon hon. But I am sure my children love me! Somewhere, you know, deep down. Deep, deep, deep down.

[vigilant-lizardz]

Happy pride n stuff

AroAce here so uh. Yeah 👍

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

I love my gay son

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Iam also proud of pepe! Many flies for zhem!!!

Ah merci merci, Pepe sends his many thanks for ze flies. Or, as he says,

ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

I hope I spelt zat right, hon hon hon, wouldn't want to say something terrible in frog language!

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Oui oui! Bonjour my little froggies! Happy pride month! Be gay! Do a little crime, non?

I will be hosting a special parade zis year! It will be very gay, and very crimeful! So, uhm, maybe vacate the near vicinity of main street next week! Glitter bomb! Hon hon hon

[xx-uwu-cutesy-wisp-uwu-xx]

g-g-g-g-guys!!~ m-me and h-hot vyncent aren’t b-broken u-u-u-up!!!! w-we’re j-just.. going t-t-t-through s-some i-issues…..

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

im sorry what. william. what the fuck is zis.

[beetlerings]

pd au where le frog looks like this

[skittlebugg]

hon hon hon.. le frog ez....... how u say ...........butch lesbian ?

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

If you said that pepe was also like a kid to you there was going to br another problem added to the list

-Terry

Quoi?? I am on another list??? Yeesh, zis iz like ze 17th one...

[vigilant-lizardz]

I meant the long list of 'Things Dad dose that's a problem' but the fact you said that is making me add another part to the list

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

Mon cheri you make me sad :(

Well, at least if I cannot be a good role model, I can at least be a good example of what NOT to do, you know?

Eh, also, ehm... how many zings are on zat list of yours you say?

[vigilant-lizardz]

You are a good example of what not to do.

And 25.

[oui-itsa-me-lefrog]

25 iz not bad for me, hon hon...

Ahem. I will try to do less of zose zings, hokay? I love you, son.