Reader Beware: That's Not My Real Hair @fartguitar - Tumblr Blog

driver's ed is trying to be more hip and relatable to the youth so they started adorning those horrifying photos of mutilated corpses in car wreckage with image macro text saying things like "BRO THOUGHT HE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY 😆💀😭"

deathmybride

fartguitar

I think the Midwest could benefit from this format actually, because our vhs program for navigating farm vehicles is diabolical. The message?

DO NOT PASS THESE. DO NOT PASS THEM EVER. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED.

YOU CANNOT SEE HOW BIG THEY ARE. YOU CANNOT SEE AROUND THEM. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED.

DO NOT PASS! HERE ARE SEVEN PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO PASS. DO NOT DO THIS. YOU WILL BE EVISCERATED.

#I think the meme format would help with farm vehicles a lot idk

dogpuppy

homkamiro

Backrooms x TF2

#INSANE CROSSOVER #(NEXT TAG IS VAGUELY SPOILERS DONT LOOK LOL)#love the idea of tav just. Taking the helmet off the still life instead of scalping it. Less visceral but it could be a ceremonial moment?#also pauling and the administrator UGH I AM SICKKKK #tf2 #the backrooms

millenniallust4death

Martin and Bosco Day Button Giveaway

Life can feel a bit bleak in 2026, so I decided my Tumblr community could use a bit of fun. I'll be giving away Martin and Bosco Day buttons! The awesome design is by @stinkybrowndogs.

I'll be covering the shipping costs, so the final number of winners will depend on postage, which I'm still working out. I'm doing my best. XD

To Enter: Reblog this post. That's it. You do not need to follow me and be subjected to my weird posts.

The fine print:

One entry per blog.

Winners will be randomly selected on June 21, 2026 at noon (Toronto time).

If you're selected, I'll contact you through Tumblr Messages to arrange shipping.

Due to shipping costs, this giveaway is limited to residents of Canada and the United States. I apologize to my international friends!

If you're selected, you'll need to share your name and mailing address with me so I can mail your button.

I'm eternally delighted that Martin and Bosco have their own Tumblr holiday.

Thank you, Laura

#Ugh I'd love to add one to my work hat so I can tell customers about Martin and Bosco 😭❤️

cuunos

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

herpsandbirds

peachfromcmbyn

Hi there we're a group of queer housemates. We're looking for a new roomie to share some of the rent. You'll live in the infinitely expanding labyrinth of madness that used to be the basement. Rent is $7,000 a month which we feel is very generous because of the square footage you would have (infinite).