“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME
All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Up in New York Just thawed out Doin’ an Avengers thing
They talked me up Loki sucks And Coulson is obsessed with me
He up on me, he up on me Don’t pay him any attention I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk Out doing this avenging biz
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky Romanov the spy And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air
Stark flies by I’m on stand by Thor brings the lightning and the thunder
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world Justice has been served Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond Oh, Laufeyson
Now you’re really done In the void, you’ll be alone And like a ghost, you’ll be gone
All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.
^^^^^^ AN ENTIRE SONG
that was beautiful
