cpurpled

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[ourpl3d]

Do I Glimmer Like A Freckle or An Exit Wound?

hello. think you might be on the wrong radio frequency. this is purpled.

How do you do? you can call me Laika, I’m the moderator of this blog. Gonna be posting c!purpled stuff here :]

a few things before we go on:

This is set around Las Nevadas, but I will mess around in other timelines.

I won’t do a lot of OOC talking ¯\_(ツ)_/ sorry, not great at small talk

Inbox Spam is not only welcome, it’s encouraged.

I try to go by rules of threes, though. So, like, after three, a joke is probably dead to me.

Thanks.

no? oh. okay. what do you want?

I’m A Halfway Thing, More Bullet Than Dog.

Tags:

#in-the-dog-house — in character posts

#quit-barking-at-the-moon — out of character posts

#pretty-little-satellite — important bits of lore

i’ll tag anons by their emoji sign off, like prophet does :) (eg. “(Emoji) anon” )

Anons / Interactions:

Dog-Eater Anon

Elderly Anon

The Radical Anon

Security Anon

Vending Machine Anon

🔫 Anon

🧪 Anon

🎈 Anon

🌹 Anon

💥 Anon

Anon Français

Latin Anon

Mushka (Hoax)

Albina (Laverna)

They-Have-Summer-In-Space (Eryn)

Full-To-Burning (Quackity)

Little Cosmic Canine (Tommy)

Bon-Voyage (Punz)

Stray-Days (Eret)

Kometka (Wilbur)

To-The-Moon (Tubbo)

Human-Nature (Fundy)

Sputnik 2 (Ranboo)

Vostok (Guqqi)

Moscow Streets (The Egg)

Kudryavka (Shroud)

Credit Where Credit Is Due:

Prophet [ @quackity1999 ] for the pinned idea, and basically the entire blog. If you like anything here, he probably did it like ten times better over there!

[ @animated-glitter-graphics-n-more ] and [@/enchanthings-a ] for the assets.

灬Shroud灬

//Ooc: I know I've been out of character a lot as of lately, but I promise I'll stop after this one (maybe- you never know). Though here's s

AND LEAF & WCTCHERS FOR THE FREAKING INSANE ART???

Enjoy :))

[ourpl3d]

Guess who's also still alive

- dog eater anon

FUCK THIS SHIT 👎👎👎👎👎👎

[ourpl3d]

are you still alive

yes 🥱 unfortunately for you. i have your ip address 👍.

[ourpl3d]

(Uh. I assumed that was in character. If not, are you okay?)

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[ourpl3d]

it’s getting bad again. but this is all we get, so i will make it better.

[ourpl3d]

sounds like him. didn't rlly need shit you were just being in gay denial rlly loud

its this fuckin radio., everyone inside calls me gay all the time. you get it. im not gay

[ourpl3d]

(picture her whispering very loudly)

Purpled we're good?? We're off and on I never know if we're good anymore

hwathdhhyhuh we’re. what. heyyy yeaah we’re good. uhh,. uou busy tn we should do sm.

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Um. Noo. Nah, not busy. I'll.. send Shroud to Tubbo's again. Thumbs up.

What do you feel like doing, shawty?

[ourpl3d]

. we could hit up a bastion or sm. or we could just sit an make out somwhere idk what r u feeling

[ourpl3d]

(picture her whispering very loudly)

Purpled we're good?? We're off and on I never know if we're good anymore

hwathdhhyhuh we’re. what. heyyy yeaah we’re good. uhh,. uou busy tn we should do sm.

[ourpl3d]

I try to give this male pangolin the benefit of the doubt.

☝️😔 your honour if i may. if ur talking to random strangers ab ur old “friend” “partner” “therapist” this openly maybe bro is allowed to be a bit possessive.

[t0m-1nn1t-deactivated20250708]

Will you guys turn down the lovers quarrel between and that porpura? I'm trying to sleep ya know?!

Quarrels have gotta be more interesting to listen to than sex. So you're welcome, actually.

[ourpl3d]

we’re so great in fact the only creaking you’re hearing is that one in the pale woods

[ourpl3d]

Well, first they were a psychiatrist on a server at the same time a romantic couple therapist for folks on my server. And besides their new friend who is a male pangolin is giving me the stink eye, every time I visit. And giving me vibes of being a possessive person.

😬😬😬😬 it’s giving salty

[ourpl3d]

Sure, thing dude. You remind me of someone on a server i lived with. They were also "straight" and had a "close" friendship with their friend.

lmaooo L. friendzoned. why didnt ur roommate come with u here?

[ourpl3d]

Purpled don't you have a boyfriend????

That's not very Cishet of you

lalalalala

[ourpl3d]

ew no? i just got bored and didn't wanna be obligated to do shit anymore. i guess we'd like flirt for the bit but yeah that was like not going anywhere

lmaooo. ok. your not rlly the settle down type anyway tbh. think eret’s looking for that

what brings you here? just tommy or sm else?

[ourpl3d]

Nah, i got three people already, me, myself and I.

based ig. you stick with that. to answer your previous statement no. im cishet

[ourpl3d]

Porpura, is a walking homosexual disaster...

you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

[ourpl3d]

dude i don't get it but if the situationship makes you happy situationship away. as long as she doesn't like hurt you ill get over it

be so fr rn lmao. they’re not gonna hurt me 😒

what ab you. heard you stopped working for eret. what happened there u two like. idk break up or sm